Ash.Bailey Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Wonky has manflu I'm being strong and not mentioning it to anyone, but people have had suspicions since I started laying on my desk and moaning. What is good fun is recording how long each nostril stays bunged up before it swops over to the other one. I've inputed the data into a spreadsheet and now I can get one of my staff to do a trend analysis. .......... wonky's poorly ☹️ If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Edited by - wonkycustard on 19 Oct 2006 10:44:41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Get up and sweat it out like a real man. Yer big poofter Stinky Dave 😬 RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 [sweat] 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Yeah If you sweat long and hard enough you could be entitled to call yourself Stinky Wonky Stinky Dave 😬 RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 [sweat] 🤔 🤔 🤔 is that something that the working class do If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 What's working in a factory then?? Feckwit RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 [work] 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Poor Wonky ☹️ Here, have a cup of tea and a chocolate hob nob to make you feel better And then STOP MOANING 😬 Honestly, its only a sniffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Snigger Wonkycustard makes some damn fine anagrams Ok wry, sad, c**t Dry as c**t wok O! skyward c**t Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 I can [sniff] see a theme appearing [cough] in your work Paul ☹️ is there [sniff] something lacking in you life 🤔 😬 you [cough] [sniff][sneeze] should subscribe to more porn channels me thinks If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 thanks for your kind words Tam I hope the diet isnt going too well [sniff] [sneeze] If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 For god's sake stop posting on here man. We are all going to catch your pooftah man flu shortly (that sounds like a Chinese doorman....Pooftah Manflu) 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Yes, the beer and curry diet is going exceptionally well thank you Wonky 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 No Wonky the tissues are for your nose....stop looking at Paul's telly...you'll go blind....oh sorry, you're over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 [sniff] [cough] [sneeze] Thanks Tam [blows nose on Tams super soft tissues ] [sniff] Tam - I think the man flu is getting worse ! . Do you do last requests 🤔 [sneeze] I fear it may be moving from simple manflu to Phhhneeuumoniaaa [cough][sneeze] If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 They are soft, aren't they Kleenex balsalm, wonderful stuff As for last requests, I do have one as it happens Could you please leave me something other than your underwear 😳 I'll swap with Strongy 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Oi Tam My telly only shows what the hidden cameras in your gaff are caputuring so you've only got yourselves to blame 😬 Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I knew the new Polish cleaner was not to be trusted 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 It's good stuff, I make a fortune on my website TamandMichaelgetloving.com You can have 10%, will you take a cheque, £58,000 is a lot of cash Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Pull yourself together Wonky......... Think of all that cash you'll not get refunded for Saturday's fun and games... K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 [sniff] [sneeze] plops another Locket chomp chomp chomp I do have another gift for you Tam , well more for Michael realy. You can have my 20 % discount card for Millets - they do some great evneing wear - if you know what I mean , nudge nudge wink wink *wink* If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Don't you find that a cagoul is a little sweaty for eventide fun ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Dave Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Feck orf Dave h th with a space 🙆🏻 🙆🏻,(AKA Strongy or Bailey ) 🤔 🤔 🤔 Stinky Dave RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Stinky... You complete w@nker..... It's not me! I had one alias (Hugh Janus) and some fothermucker highjacked that! I am tempted to create "Dave Hathent" though, or "Jenny Talwart"... K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Yeah well said Bailey (which one are you?) RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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