Jason Plato Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 On a train in Didcot swearing at the other passengers and eating crumble creams. ETA Blatchat 17.34 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I deny everything, I wasn't in Didcot and I was not seeing a young lady that I've never met for illicit afternoon nookie, nope it was not me K16 00C - Bailey'sMANGOHandbag (real men have dots bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Still in the fecking office..... ☹️ K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Yeah but you've had an afternoon $hag which is always a bonus at your age 😬 K16 00C - Bailey'sMANGOHandbag (real men have dots bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Naaaaaaaaaaah! Too old for that ☹️ ☹️ (And too bloody busy!) K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 And don't forget I am getting married, courtesy of Stink Dave K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Bloody right, not the sort of behaviour that befits a Grandad *tongue* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Perhaps he just talks dirty to them ? What's he going to do on his honeymoon when he marries that young bird he's cradle snatched will he have to get some help in otherwise she might not be satisfied ? Poor old bloke K16 00C - Bailey'sMANGOHandbag (real men have dots bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 oh no not another cradle snatcher Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 😬 😬 But she'll be 28 on Saturday! 😳 K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 AB. If Bailey books it at our Hotel we'll have some staff on "standby" to lift him on and off *tongue* 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 What's your secret a) Are you rich b) Hung like a donkey C) Owner of a double jointed tongue and an ability to breath through you 🙆🏻 d) she feels sorry for you and hopes to turn you into a hetrosexual L&K Ass Bailey 😬 K16 00C - Bailey'sMANGOHandbag (real men have dots bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Answers a). No ☹️ b). No - but I flashed to a donkey once and lost by half an inch c). Yes - I can breath through my ears! 😬 d). Feck off! K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 On second thoughts, what with Health and Safety and Manual Handling etc, I don't think we are allowed to lift anything that heavy 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Get a fork lift truck in or better still a feck lift truck to shift the heavy munter onto his bride and off again after 20 seconds of lurve I'm sure such items are available to hire for these occasions i.e. white ribbons on a JCB etc Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Good thinking Paul. *idea* I think you can get something called an iron fairy. Just the job for Bailey We can raise and lower the hoist through the bay window, much more discreet Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 FFFS you tossers! I'm 14 stone! It's not that bad........... It's funny that "Ginger" Strongy knows about "Iron Fairies" K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Iron Fairy, Examples here Dad used to run his own company dealing in machine tools, during the holidays I used to help out. The first time somebody rang up enquiring about an iron fairy I thought it was a wind-up 😬 I reckon these would be up to the job "in hand". Now if we could only find a strong enough harness Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 what you need is something like this here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 So whats the lucky lady ( or is Girl a better description 😬) having for her birthday then Mr "1/2" short of a donkey" Bailey 🤔 We have special offers on at the moment ......... Edited by - Anita Beaver on 18 Oct 2006 08:34:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Dunno........ I'll worry about that on Saturday I'm going to take her to a nice Scottish restaurant for lunch (MacDonalds) K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Anita That was some harness, where did you take that photo and what did they contain *tongue* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivana Vank Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Christ.......... *eek* *eek* *eek* 😳 He needs a damned good empty, that bloke.... 😳 Anita, you're a slag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 They look like my trousers after a session on the cabbage water *wink* Stinky Dave RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Dave Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Feck Orf you Imposter 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Stinky Dave RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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