Following on from other random posts - who discovered/invented the boomerang, and how did they do it?

[CageyH]

What is the point in having a stick that comes back to you?

If you want to throw it away, you can't....

 

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -- Bertrand Russell

[Delbert]

I believe it was not initially a piece of wood but a wizzened old Mother in law that came to stay for the week and never went home.

 

The Husband , wanting his cave back, took matters into his own hands and threw her out quiet litterally.

 

However being wizzened and bent of stature she returned and clumped him on the head.

 

He eventually went mad and in a semi autistic manner spent his dyas in a dream world wittleing wood.

 

Now , knowing that this piece of wood meant so much to the husband the wicked , evil mother in law threw the piece of wood away, again it returned and knocked her bonce off.

 

The husband became rich beyound his dreams of averice by selling the product to remove unwanted relations....

 

 

Ah it iis derved from the Dutch , Boomer (mother) and Wrang (unwanted smell)

 

When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey)

 

Edited by - Delbert on 26 Sep 2006 19:39:55

[CageyH]

😬

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....

[GTD]

*mad*

 

You KNOW I've got the Mother in Law in Residence at the moment!

 

That's not funny!

 

Stamps foot.

 

Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland

[Delbert]

Finds GTD a Log to whittle 😬

 

When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey)