Graham Perry Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 No its not a joke here Poor old Norman 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Miss Partington said instinct had taken over after she found the intruder in her bedroom.  "I just went mad and started hitting him around the body and head with a saucepan. I can't remember how many times."  How many women keep a saucepan in the bedroom  *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here  *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Maybe it was a bedpan 😳 Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 slit-sauce  Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 As you said earlier Mr B .... TMFI   *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here  *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Excuse me - I SLEEP WITH AN FP in the bedroom...and your problem people, quite normal I thought.   Every woman needs a weapon close to hand, you never know when the unexpected might happen 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Ding dong! Â Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006  It's normal for you Lynne  Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Every woman needs a weapon close to hand Never heard Norm being called that before 😬 Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every woman needs a weapon close to hand Yeah its called a solicitor 😳 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Or the Ann Summers Spring 2006 catalogue Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Is that you modeling on page 16 ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Perry Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 How strange, the BBC have changed the story. When I first posted it up, it was a frying pan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Paul - oh yesh - I even did it for free  Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006  A contraceptive devisices and a Tartan dildo 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 er a tartan dildo, food for thought me thinks 😬 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 *arrowup*Or just food for Ross Lynne Thats how he chipped his two front teeth *eek* Â Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 😬 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Â Â Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 That's actually my flask! 😳 Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 whatever 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yeah right lol...    Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Tee hee  Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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