Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 1, 2006 Area Representative Share Posted September 1, 2006 Doctors and medical scientists are often interested in these curious afflictions as they appear to be both viral in origin and yet psychological in nature. The characteristic and perpetual postings are clearly obsessive/compulsive in nature but the spread is often described as viral in nature. Some circles refer to these conditions as Chronic Repetitive Autogametic Posting. Both diseases are marked by persistent wibble in almost every area, obstreperous PARP, considerable flaming and excessive irritation in most areas. It is believed that the differences are in cure rather than outward display. Many attempts have been made to cure Wile’s disease, these have so far failed to effect a cure. The problem is that the attempted cures have been predominantly topical in application and thus it has been found to exacerbate the condition badly. Specialists are aware that Hoopyosis was eventually cured by the application of SWMBO, the application of SWMBO is clearly ineffective in outbreaks of Wile’s Disease. However welcome remission is obtained by international travel and denial of service. Note: SWMBO is a potent treatment and contraindications include aero removal, diminution of the loud pedal, reduction of wibble and in extreme cases blatatrophy. Physicians advise that minor variations in SWMBO can cause dramatically different side effects. Whilst originally chronic in nature Hoopyosis does occasionally flare up in a severe acute form, at present this is referred to as Phil’s Outbreak; these acute attacks sometimes last no more than a weekend and are often thought to be caused by the absence of SWMBO. Milder outbreaks of Wile’s Disease are called PD’s Condition or, if in Scottingland, Snot’s Problem. Fortunately TechTalk does not suffer from these conditions; although a few confuse outbreaks of the Help! Virus which are of similar appearance. These are actute in nature and cured by liberal applications of Chiswick, Howe or Verona. Short term remission from the Help! Virus is obtained by local application of alcohol. GJT Crossflow 524 my secret Edited by - Golf Juliet Tango on 1 Sep 2006 10:06:04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 'ere Rossssssssss why do you keep pulling my sleeve ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 1, 2006 Author Area Representative Share Posted September 1, 2006 I should add that the application of Salvatica Arnieca can give rise to considerable and extensive irritation. It tends to get under the skin where it can cause unpleasant swelling. GJT Crossflow 524 my secret Edited by - Golf Juliet Tango on 19 Sep 2006 22:39:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Paul, is *that* wot it is? 😳 Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I'M UNCLEAN, I'M UNCLEAN!!!!! - starts running about and ripping off clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Here we go......where is wonky? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Perry Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Fab thread. This should not be in the test area, but in chit chat *thumbup* needs a wider audience Salvatica Arnieca indeed .......he,he,he, 😬 Edited by - Graham Perry on 20 Sep 2006 07:34:59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozz Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 *thumbup* Bozz McLaren Orange and Black 1.6SS 6 Speed here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I'm not sure chitchat is ready for the thought of Boonie ripping his clothes off Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 all true. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 parp Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Bless you Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 24, 2007 Author Area Representative Share Posted September 24, 2007 I think that someone in Stowe, Bucks has discovered and applied a cure... GJT Crossflow 524 returning from Arch - corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 24, 2007 Author Area Representative Share Posted September 24, 2007 It's called employment How are things going Dave? (are you here and hearing us?) Fewer than 18 posts per day and falling... GJT Crossflow 524 returning from Arch - corrected Edited by - Golf Juliet Tango on 24 Sep 2007 19:38:04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 For the 1st few days he was recovering from having the leather patches sewn onto this elbows - not the elbows of his tweed jacket but onto his skin Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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