Ash.Bailey Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I've packed my beano books, stainless steel desk toys and varied selection of novelty pen holders, I've wrapped my Miss Big England 2004 calendar up and taken down the winnie the poo window blind. I've just got to untangle the miles of compooter wires that live under this desk and find a big strong girl to carry my Stella Artois fridge and then I'll be away wonkys off ......... 😬 xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Are you moving to a bigger office with better views of the birds in the car park? K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 oh yeah the big custard boss said that I was moving in to an office more appropriate for my position .....he realy rewards those that try and he said that wonky is very trying - It was very emotional for both of us . nice big office with built in showers, toilet and 130 lockers that I am free to choose from he said, there is also urinals in the one corner in case I have guests to stay and it gets maid service each morning. the man with a screwdriver is here now to unscrew my keyboard and dismantle the tv screen ....... see you soon wish me luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Good luck Wonky.... > K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 You are right Ash. Lumpy Birds or Birds with Big Tits sounds much better PS Happy removals Wonky Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 How doed the keyboard fit on the urinal, Wonky? 😬 Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I heard it gets a bit damp on the flush and he has to use the P.Up and P.Down buttons. Hope he's blocked pop ups Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 The 'undo' option must be interesting....... 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I'd be more concerned about the 'insert' button 😳 Ssssssssscottish SssssssuperSssssssnot! 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 "Enter" key 😳 Ouch K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Shift 🤔 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 and he can smoke tabs and use his functions all the while remaining in ctrl until he escapes I think Wonkys boss is taking the pi$$ but Wonky should feel flushed with pride He could also start a scam stealing those little blue blocks and flogging them on ebay - this time next year ......... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 stealing those little blue blocks and flogging them on ebay Persish the thought! We've only just stopped him crumbling up Oxo cubes and selling them to the Chavs as recreational tobacco! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I once heard of some chavs who ran out of heroin, so tried curry powder 😳 One of them died, the other is in a korma... Ssssssssscottish SssssssuperSssssssnot! 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 Edited by - rossybee on 13 Aug 2006 08:30:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 13, 2006 Area Representative Share Posted August 13, 2006 groan emoticon GJT Crossflow 524 my secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I like Chicken Tarka myself.... It's like Chicken Tikka but just a little otter! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Ross - your Tartan Coat awaits in the lobby sir 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 Wonky's in and the man with the screwdriver has turned the telly back on so that I can talk to you lot *thumbup* *thumbup* *thumbup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 P1$$ off Wonky We were enjoying the quiet without you and that anglo-french tw@t Wile7!!! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 your being very aggressive this morning Mr B so what was it on the weekend ? no roast beef ?, no booze ? or no nooky ? 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 *confused*Must have been a tough pub quiz in Cinderford last night Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Got out the wrong side of the bed I think.... ☹️ K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Ooh crikey - I do hope you are OK now Ash........... Now FECK OFF YOU CUPID STUNT Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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