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Laundry basket was reaching critical mass so I had to do some laundry this morning - those Islamic Fascists are causing chaos here! And the fridge is looking decidedly short on beer!

 

Release Mrs GTD!

 

Damn them *mad*

 

Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland

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Apparently the SAS did try to free the hostage but....well....how do you put this...when the soldiers came swinging in through the window they found Mrs GTD watching a nice DVD, feet up, choccies in hand and refused to leave the comfort of her armchair....aparrantly several terrorists had to be rescued from a cupboard in the corner.

 

...well that's what my offical MOD/ intelligence service source tells me and they always get it right.

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I'm sure that in exceptional sirkumstansizz like these we can break out the emergancy rekovereee kit

 

1) Mobile fone

 

2) Platinum Amex

 

3) White Armani suit

 

 

 

Yes I know this is traditionally only used in Automotive repair but what the Hey 😬

 

Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE

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