Mrs GTD Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 What's an Impact Wrench, and does GTD need one? Does he need a jack too? Confused of...where the hell am I Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I've got a jack.. c/o Gerard! Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I'm told I need one with free instruction from the bearded one. Perhaps G could attend the same coarse as me Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I'm not giving you any advice ❗ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Come on Del, you just misread it as Impact Wench? Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 I've got a jack.. c/o Gerard! Still confused So do you need these things or not? (And I mean a wrench, not a wench BTW ) Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Well, if the wench is off, then a wrench would be a very useful birthday pressie! The age I'm going to be, I think all sorts of electrical aids might be required 😳 Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 OK, sorry HM's been captured by aged parents. (Never a truer word than "They Fcuk you up, your parents") The Impact Wrench is for taking your nuts off (and putting them back) think of it as an electric drill which turns your nuts. The jack is for jacking off. By this I mean to get certain nuts off you will have to raise something. Apart from the obvious it may help to raise a smile if you raise the car. This is what the jack does. For some unknown reason thses things get the male as excited as a semi naked female lying legs akimbo across a bed! I think he's put himself down (or should that be UP) for one anyway. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Clear as mud 😬 Thanks Norm 😬 Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 They f*ck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were f*cked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another's throats. Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself 😬 Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Well that set a somber mood for the day... Dear Mr Wogan, Please may I reccomend Mrs GTD for the Thought for the Day section at 9.15. As she is a Lady of Leeeeeeeeshore I feel her insights would set the tone for the day Yours Nickolas Nunns Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Delbert - 😬 The Dutch aren't used to people sniggering at their desks! Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 This any better Delbert 🤔 Side by side, their faces blurred, The earl and countess lie in stone, Their proper habits vaguely shown As jointed armour, stiffened pleat, And that faint hint of the absurd - The little dogs under their feet. Such plainness of the pre-baroque Hardly involves the eye, until It meets his left-hand gauntlet, still Clasped empty in the other; and One sees, with a sharp tender shock, His hand withdrawn, holding her hand. They would not think to lie so long. Such faithfulness in effigy Was just a detail friends would see: A sculptor's sweet commissioned grace Thrown off in helping to prolong The Latin names around the base. They would not guess how early in Their supine stationary voyage The air would change to soundless damage, Turn the old tenantry away; How soon succeeding eyes begin To look, not read. Rigidly, they Persisted, linked, through lengths and breadths Of time. Snow fell, undated. Light Each summer thronged the glass. A bright Litter of birdcalls strewed the same Bone-riddled ground. And up the paths The endless altered people came, Washing at their identity. Now, helpless in the hollow of An unarmorial age, a trough Of smoke in slow suspended skeins Above their scrap of history, Only an attitude remains: Time has transfigured them into Untruth. The stone fidelity They hardly meant has come to be Their final blazon, and to prove Our almost-instinct almost true: What will survive of us is love. Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 for PL Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 "The age I'm going to be, I think all sorts of electrical aids might be required " You need to start with a couple of lolly sticks and some elastic bands, they make fine splints PS You don't look 50 GTD, and anyway your joint birfdee with your twin Arnold isn't until October Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Does that make me Danny De Vito? Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Nearly although he's taller than you Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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