Ash.Bailey Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 this hot weather has given a huge big rise to a dramatic decrease in the wearing of said undercrunchers by less responsible members of society (source BBC Look North )(especially if you laying down) Has the crutch of Britain (and Norfolk) been lost amid this temperate season ? If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I've got string bundies to match my string vest - a bit like a business suit. Very cool in this weather. Eater of Pies, emptier of many barrels, converter of virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 me here at the thought of Hugh's string If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 A Swindon girl................ ☹️ K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 how do you know when a swindon girl has an orgasisumnnnn 🤔 If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 She shouts "next" K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Wot, like these here 🤔 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 All joking appart I am trying very hard to avoid have to "interview" a member of staff who wears very short skirts and flashes her Growler in the works canteen when she is sitting down. Now this woman has 38 recipes for Boiling Rabbits so I have 3 witnesses having drawn a very short straw. Funnily enough I wasn't on site when the draw took place. Add to this her pauncheon for Toilet sex with members of the shop floor no matter what happens I am on a looser big style Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 No option Delbert. You will HAVE to catch this member of staff in the act on CCTV or video. Can you send the tape to toulouse7ens@yahoo.com to check that you are in fact shooting the correct footage for criminal proceedings 🤔 Only too happy to help PS showing her growler 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Just read your post again - crying ❗ 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 There is a Camera fone image apparently taken by the complainant 😳 Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 0033066481............ 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 her pauncheon Took me ages to work that one out 😬 Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Glad to see I can still confuse 😬 Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 You call it what you like! Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Edited by - GTD on 10 Aug 2006 20:55:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Rreminds me of the time a manager wanted me to have a quiet word with his secretary who had something of a BO problem.... Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Whens the interview, keep us posted 😬 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 BO is easy , just chuck a Bottle of Mum in thier general direction . However in this "Ladies" case she might well take it as an oppourtunity to entertain the shop floor. After all the instructions do say " to use push up bottom" Well next Tuesday is going to be a larf..... for everybody else 🙆🏻 Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 You sure it isn't a roll on? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Swedeish chemist "Ball or Airosol" Customer " No I want it for mine Armpits" Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 10, 2006 Area Representative Share Posted August 10, 2006 Very amusing. I will have to keep track of this. Whilst on the subject of punders... BTW: No wonder Betty Battenburg has her eyes to the front! Don't look to her right! here Ruthlessly and shamelessly stolen from Wile's thread about Rossssssss here GJT Crossflow 524 my secret Edited by - Golf Juliet Tango on 10 Aug 2006 22:50:04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 You might be called as a witness if you are very unlucky 😬 Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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