Alex Birtwisle Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Rubbed a little Deep Heat into my back today. Washed my hands properly, then went too the loo. Discovered that I hadn't washed my hands as thoroughly as I thought Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 😬 😬 😬 I have some cucumber enriched cooling lotion....(actually I haven't but for the purposes of this joke...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 7, 2006 Author Share Posted August 7, 2006 Gah ❗ A true gentleman could never rub cucumber enriched cooling lotion around his nether reagions. It would just be wrong. S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Next time try some chilli....I know from personal experience that is a killer. I have some cucumber and melon soothing lotion...doesnt smell of the evil thing but is so cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 OUCH! Are her raspberry ripples a tad sore too 🤔 😬 You need to dangle said tackle in a bowl of ice cold custard for a while....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 8 Aug 2006 12:38:02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 in a bowl ofice Not so nice for those who share an office with you though! Strange kind of thing to keep by the photocopier 😳 Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 He's bearded and lives in France with a life-sized Lara Croft cut-out. Please make allowances Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I haven't got a life sized Lara Croft cut out, just HM! I was out yesterday, what happened to my ad agents new ad for the gites? Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 I haven't got a life sized Lara Croft cut out, just HM One and the same Norman Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Have you considered smothing in mango chutney? My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 oops...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 As a Birthday Treat in one Rugby club the Birthday boy was wrestled to the ground after a shower and the Spray version was duly added to the nether regions in Copious amounts. Having a Summer B'Day was safer...... Me I'm a Feburary lad and can attest to the pain The practice was stopped however after a trip to A&E for our Hooker 😬 😳 Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I assume she got paid extra for putting up with that 😳 Het nemen van mijn Caterham aan Holland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Club mascot 🤔 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Glad to see the 1963 School Boy book of jokes has been dusted off 😬 😬 Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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