Wile7 Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 *arrowup*Eeeeuuuukkk *mad* EXCUSE YOU *mad* You maybe only up but down that really is a dreadful pong Mr KGH 😔 😔 😔 Anyway, where were we....oh yes... Meanwhile Wile was stick-less and pocket-less but still retaining his cooking heat like a ready-brek advert. Yet all he wanted to do was ... Have a nice pint of ice cold Guinness So, with his swiss army knife, a copy of loot and 20 pipe cleaners he quickly managed to knock up the (wait for it....) new... SHED BAR YAAAAHHHHOOOOOO ❗ ❗ ❗ Quickly, from all corners of shedland, the oinks came out to grab a cold beer or glass of Rosè........This was nice 😶🌫️ That was until WC tripped up in her high heels and cocktail dress and........ Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Edited by - Wile7 on 3 Aug 2009 23:08:03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 wished she hadn't raided Delbert's wardrobe for her attire that night. Stumbling towards the bar, thankfully Lesley was there to grab her arm and order her favourite cocktail a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Southern Bound Meteor. . so the bar steward mixed 1/2 oz. of Southern Comfort and 1/2 oz. of Goldschlager in a shot glass; drop in a stemless cherry; floated a splash of 151 proof rum on top. set it on fire and Edited by - tbird on 4 Aug 2009 00:33:32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 at that precise moment CageyH let rip an enormous fart again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 causing the Southern Bound Meteor to lift off, and the resulting fireball zoomed round the bar and then out into Llentil's paddock, where it expired in her water bucket. The barman took another 2 glasses and mixed more drinks for WindyCat and Lesley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Wile took another sip of his guinness and continued to watch...... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 WWF wrestling. dreaming that one day... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 he'd bleach his beard and wear lycra. Meanwhile the barman mixed together 1 shot Sloe gin, 1 shot Vodka, 1 shot Southern Comfort, 1 shot Galliano Orange juice. The girls had no idea what it was called but it felt great 😳 Suddenly everyone was alerted by Llentil's spitting frenzy and gasped in horror when they saw ... Edited by - WindyCat on 4 Aug 2009 15:29:18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Wile leaving the shed bar, with a bottle of bleach and his cycling gear. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Windycat by this time feeling a bit punchy tried to rugby tackle him, but it was too late........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 He was already in his lycra.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 and off like a flash to the next bar where...... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 no-one was admitted unless clad in lycra, even... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Vlad the Impaler had to change to being Clad the Impaler for the night but he wanted to get into the bar because Vlad had his eye on some ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 of the crumpets on the bar. Vlad had a 'thing' about crumpets, oozing with butter and strawberry jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Vlad's 'thing' was all too apparent in his dayglo Lycra outfit, as one of the jam-and-butter-covered crumpets sidled up to him and said... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 "Is that really you Borat?" Vlad turned to the crumpet and .......... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 after a quick lick of strawberry jam said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 ... does this taste funny to you ? ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 it's just that I'm not used to red sauce tasting of fruit, normally after impaling someone the sticky red stuff I'm used to is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 flypaper... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 sandwiches with a dram of ..... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 7, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted August 7, 2009 petrol Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 mixed with....... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Octane booster.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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