Claire Voyant Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I thought they were bigger than this Sum Congnito ergo cogito I am a Cognito therefore I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 bag of potatoes in my trolley, but... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 before he could finish his pronouncement an errant member of the low Flying Hedgehog accrobatic team broke formation and Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 ... sniffed his .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 own undercarriage, he should have paid attention to where he was flying because he destroyed a large stack of tinned carrots and made a hole through a banner advertising Dulcoease before finally coming to a rest in............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 a heavily stained version of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Andrex toilet rolls. Suddenly there was a loud commotion in the extra-value, bargin, pikey, past the sell-by-date aisle where Sir Fred Godwin was playing merry hell because the price of his favourite Pot Noodle had risen by.......... 😳 Edited by - strongy on 3 Mar 2009 17:21:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 three feet above the shelf it had been stuck to. Catching sight of Sir Fred, the remainder of the Hedgehog squadron banked sharply to the left and... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 hit a broken starter motor which had been dropped there by Sum Cognito ergo cogito I am a Cognito therefore I think Edited by - Iain Cognito on 3 Mar 2009 19:40:20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Barak Obama, when it fell out of his white lace bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Sir Fred legged it down the cereal aisle looking for that new breakfast snack he had heard so much about on the TV - the crunchy credit or something, he spotted.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 an ex-colleague standing near the Andrex counter trying to attract passing shoppers to a pension plan that would allow them to retire on a pension of £703,000 pa on the strict condition that they must screw up so majorlly that it would directly affect the standard of living of millions of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 So, he would have "considerably more money than yow". Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Which would make him staggeringly wealthy, because Yow, as everyone knows, had a 'kin lot of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ex-collegue then confided to Fred that if he told them that they had to pay double the £703k, they'd agree to that as well. Sure enough Fred got what he wanted and he sniggered into his roll of Andrex all the way to the ... Edited by - WindyCat on 3 Mar 2009 21:53:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 lavatory, where someone.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 had left the seat up However whilst in there he met ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 *arrowup*Sorry about that...... Meanwhile back at the lap dancing corner of the shed...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Del was warming up with pirouettes and plies. He was looking forward to tonight's performance because ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 the flying hedgehogs were going to put on an aerobatic display, and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Delbert sorted out the wedgie his leotard had given hime . The sight of this caused Windycat to have a swoon and then... cleaning up too many broken toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 wretch violently. The hedgehogs got themselves into position and waited for Del to leap onto the pole and begin his routine. He took a deep breath and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 the pole groaned Sum Cognito ergo cogito I am a Cognito therefore I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 before toppling over into a pile of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 disused differentials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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