CageyH Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Train spotting friends. You guessed it, the platform was empty. Billy has no mates. There was nobody waiting for him. So..... Edited by - strongy on 25 Feb 2009 11:18:07 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 he topped himself by throwing himself in front of the 4.22 to Selly Oak. No more Billy No Mates. Shame. Anyway, life goes on and as any self respecting student knows Selly Oak is home of the great (sic) British Induian curry house so...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 ap opera called........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted February 26, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted February 26, 2009 Los Alamos do C O Jones Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 and other amusing short stories. So.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 ap, soap, soap ,soap - get yer bars of soap, get em while there hot they're luvley", cried the salesman on the station platform.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 which was devoid of life. This confused mr Ma. Where was the salemans voice coming from? He decided to investigate.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 so he stepped backwards and slipped on one of the soaps, falling over onto his 🙆🏻 with such a force that a cake of soap disappeared right up his 🙆🏻. Quickly he was rushed from the train station to a nearby hospital where the emergency doctor had a look at the injury. Mr Ma bent over and the doctor had a good nose around..........he stood up and looked at Mr Ma. "Well?" enquired Mr Ma. The doctor replied "I am not too sure what to say Mr Ma........ .....but that's Life Buoy" 😬 [linky here for those not sure ] At this juncture Mr Ma said to the doctor......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 'Where's the soap?' and the Doc replied 'Yes it has rather but never mind that did you know that you have 3 buttocks?' Mr Ma responded ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 "I'm forever blowing bubbles." And promptly broke wind, which released an enormous soap bubble! Being in the hospital, the matron decided the best place for Mr Ma was... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 the Arnold Webb Memorial Wing for offensive Twunts However the only bed thought available was refilled by the person who stated the best thing that happened to Wales was Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 the invention of the amazing toilet enema by Mr Ma's uncle, Taffy Chan Caterham Blue R300 VVC exhaust, mirrors, steering wheel, reverse light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 who ensured there was a warm welcome in the hillsides.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 and a leek or two....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Share Posted March 1, 2009 ....amongst the Welsh.... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 supermarket vegetable counters... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Where, sitting at the till, was Barak Obama, wearing nothing but a white lace bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Share Posted March 1, 2009 *arrowup*Jeez - YOU FREAK Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 ... said the cashier, who immediately pressed the bell to call for help. Fortunately, close at hand was .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 a large, vibrating inflatable Sarah Palin, complete with........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 ... repair kit and footpump, just in case anyone .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 could see Russia from her house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 ... and, as a result, got a bit carried away while ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 ...Roy tackled undelicately with the lacy white bra wrapped around Barak. "Why" cried the gathered onlookers...."Why?" Roy stopped his fumbling, turned to the amassed throng and said....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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