Stationary M25 Traveller Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 ... picked up the phone and slowly dialled ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Specsavers. With his taste in cars and facial adornments Wile felt it was time to ........ If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 make things more laughable with a great big pair of Dame Edna's......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 ... Gladioli. Now, as everybody knows these can be used ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 to detract from the fact that one just can't dance, as used by Morrisey during his days with The Smiths, but in Wiley's case he had better ideas. He.... If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 ... slowly, and carefully ... opened the door. Imagine his surprise when he saw .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Darth Vader sitting there eating ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 the flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 that Skywalker sent him on the anniversary of... S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 the moment they first experianced the love that shall not speak its name . You and I know this to be Rover 416 ownership but others are even more .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 baffled by his desire to remember such an un-auspicious occasion. Darth didn't seem pleased that Wile had caught him scoffing and reached out to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 feel his presents/prescence (delete as appropriate). Instead, he actually felt.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 24, 2009 Author Share Posted February 24, 2009 his light (well, it's rather heavy actually ) sabre that had suddenly lit up like a...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 smile on Mrs Pongy's face who was always extremely happy when Mr Pongy returned home from work ... oh hang on ... when Mr Pongy left for work each morning In fact one morning she was so happy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 she skipped and sang around the kitchen like a scene from Snow White....... I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 does Slough.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 24, 2009 Author Share Posted February 24, 2009 ....shopping every week visiting her local Lidl looking for bargains in all sections but noticably the.... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 hardware department because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 she needed cleaning materials as those dwarfs were really dirty little....... If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 small people. It was while she was browsing the hardware section that DI WC asked if she needed assistance. There was an uncomfortable slurping noise and DI WC produced a soiled, rather smelly toilet brush from behind her back?........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted February 25, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted February 25, 2009 There was something highly abrasive... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 about using caustic soda and DI WC offered Wile's loo brush as an alternative, to dislodge Pongy's 'dwarf' A shout from another part of the store startled them and suddenly ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 all hell broke lose, there was a bull rampaging in the china department, Mr Ma popped his head out of the lid of a large teapot (where he had been in hiding), just in time to.......... Edited by - strongy on 25 Feb 2009 11:18:07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 catch the number 18 bus to Euston station, where he intended to catch the next available train to Brimingham, for some reason God-only knows. On the platform at Birmingham New Street waiting for him was ........... If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 25 Feb 2009 18:31:43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Billy no Mates..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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