strongy Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 unfortunately for him (and him mother during childbirth) shaped like a standard lamp, he was often feeling light headed and had to.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ... turn himself on. If his name was Bailey to achieve this all he would have needed was a copy of that dodgy video, How to fleece a lamb - a sheep shearing guide, but what he really needed to turn hinself on was a posh gurl who could drive a car rather well, unfortunately no woman with those attributes had been seen for AGES (neither had Windy but thats another story), so he settled down to his old favourite Suzi Perry commentating on those motorbike fellows. He gazed at the lovely Suzi and wondered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 whether he could be in the same room as Bailey, but wondered whether Suzi was a sheep lover or had a preference.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 for demi-gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 or cabbage trifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 or camels..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 or 300mm high inflatable safety step ladders..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 or whether Suzi is really a lesbian with a penchant for varicose veins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Theres only one way to find out............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 23, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted January 23, 2009 and that is by looking underneath Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 the toilet lid, in cubicle 6 at Paddington Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 On a tuesday afternoon when Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 a coloured lady with enormous varicose veins will reveal a deep, dark secret... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 location, where......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 in lies..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 23, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted January 23, 2009 damned lies and statistics... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 of which 99% are made up on the spot... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 by CageyH. Therefore........ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 or whether Suzi is really a lesbian with a penchant for varicose veinsOoooooooohhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrryyyuuuuuuuukklkkkkk ☹️ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 E=MC2 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Suzi got fed up with all the fannying around and buggered off in search of s e x, knowing full well that she wasnt going to get any from the bunch of retards narrating this epic. Back in the shed Roy glanced up, temporarilly distracted from gnawing a spider's leg, and noticed Cagey walk in wearing a white lace bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 and chewing something small and blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 ... with a melon .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 choly look on his face.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 very good. The rest of the spider (minus one leg) got up and slapped RoyH for eating one of his legs. He then told Cageyh how sexy he looked in the lacey bra and proceeded to pick up the phone to order a deep pan pizza. Now, everyone knows that the favourite pizza toppings for a seven legged shed based spider include a base topping of cheese followed by........ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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