CageyH Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Ash Bailey, the well reknown cross dresser from the deepest, darkest depths of the forest. Strongy.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 immediately fell in love with the cross-dresser, who, the following day, had a sex change and they both lived miserably ever after. Meanwhile, on Apollo IX...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 He has only just got here, and killed off one of the longest threads known toi the sheds, all in the space of one sentence! 😔 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Meanwhile, on Apollo IX...... everyone pointed and laughed at RoyH, who had got his facts all wrong, then the cameras panned back to table nine where the farting, cross-dressing Ash Bailey had just finished a 5th portion of cabbage trifle. Strong opened the fire escape doors just in the nick of time as........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 (I love you guys) ....flames erupted from the posterior of the Bailey; there was a stench of burning flesh and the ar*se, rapidly followed by the rest of his body, spun its buttocks, catapulted over the table and shot through the fire escape. Strongy, who had his shirt open to show off his latest multicolour chest wig, let out a scream as the passing of the flaming ar*e set his wig alight. Reeling backwards he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 stumbled, and fell on a candlelarbra, which inserted itself right up his.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 mouth, nostrils and lugholes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The next day, he went to the doctors due to an unusual build up of wax in his ears. Upon entering the surgery, the receptionist remarked.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "Hmmm, that's what Cagey always says as well" remarked strongy. With that the receptionist whipped of a latex mask, got off her stilts and revealed that she was indeed masquerading, her true identity was........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Lynda Preece (AKA Windy Cat). Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Windycat, brandishing two enormous melons, took a dive at Strongy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 she slipped on the edge of the high board, bounced high off strongy's belly and landed bottom first hard on the two melons. When she stood up and composed herself she resembled a........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 n alien, and looked just like this. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 That green, sexy garb was too much for Wile who..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 from his underpants produced a can of white spray paint...... Edited by - strongy on 20 Jan 2009 09:02:56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 And proceeded to spray every 7 in the shed car park white. Fortunately.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Roy walked into the car park. The first observation of the man was that Roy was miss-named. It was obvious from his looks, demenour and physique that he was a Demi-God, and nobody knew a Demi-god called Roy. His loping, silent stride carried him gracefully into the car park; his easy, noble manner evident by every gentle sway of his rippling torso. He smiled, and it was as if the sun broke free of the constraints of a passing cloud; the singing of the birds became somehow, and magically, more amplified by his appearance, the grass strangely appeared a more emerald green, the leaves on the gently blowing trees suddenly hushed, as if waiting for his words. He looked at Wile and said .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 "You tw@t" Wile stopped spraying and looked up at Roy. The first observation of the man was that Roy was miss-named. It was obvious from his looks, demenour and physique that he was a weedy little worm of a boy, and everybody knew the weedy little worm should be called little weedy Boy. His limping, stunted stride carried him awkwardly into the car park; his lousy, annoying manner evident by every ripple and layer of his fat torso. He smiled, and it was as if the sun had burnt out; his brown broken and stained teeth destroyed any wellbeing; the singing of the birds had stopped, and unsurprisingly, more amplified by his appearance, the grass had died, the leaves on the gently blowing trees had fallen off, as if waiting for his own demise. Wile looked at Roy and said .... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ...in a whisper. "Forgive me for my terrible, unholy thoughts about you." He lowered his head, bent his knee in acquiesence "It was your appearance, Sir, the way the earth stopped turning when you walked into the car park." Tears rolled down Wiley's face and he blurted uncontrollably "Jealousy is the worst of the Seven Deadly Sins. Oh Kind Sir, save me from myself" At this stage Strongy shuffled into the car park.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 😬 😬 😳 At this stage Strongy shuffled into the car park....tripped and fell over smacking the ground heavily with his nose. Once Roy and Wile had stopped laughing (about an hour...) Strongy said (whilst holding his bloodied nose)........ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Feck me it's not every day that you see a demi god in the car park... . . . . .....and today is not one of those days , there's just two old farts farting around, better go back inside to see if... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Bailey caused any further damage with his binge cabbage trifle eating. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 pet sheep.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 from the belly of the pet sheep there came a muffled snezze. On closer inspection strongy found a zip and opened the sheep. Out tumbled Mr Ma........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 kenzie wearing a snezze on his head which... Edited by - RoyH on 20 Jan 2009 22:09:02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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