Lesley Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Did you call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 ☹️Well did you? ☹️ Life. Don't talk to me about life. Here I am brain the size of a planet, what do I end up doing? Sprinkling black pepper over peoples meals, call that job satisfaction? because I don't ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 It was at this point, we realised that Strongys role model was a fictitious robot from a TV series shown in the early 80's. He was also equipped with "Don't Panic" sunglasses, which explained why sometimes he missed the table when serving guests. This led to all sorts of incidents, the most famous, and talked about being....... Only dead fish go with the flow....! (Yes I know the book was about before but Strongy can't read ). Edited by - CageyH on 16 Jan 2009 20:26:24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 ....the time that he mounted a dustbin mistaking it for a dalek lover, and the other when he took the then 'love of his life' out to the cinema. Her name was KIT and she had a stupid line of red LED's flashing across her forehead. Still, rumour has it that Strongy never recovered after he pushed her 'boost' button once too many times........ Meanwhile, back at table 9...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 There was a loud slurping noise........ (I thought the radio series came before the book Cagey ) Edited by - strongy on 17 Jan 2009 10:32:41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 As strongy was once again kissing the 🙆🏻 of his boss 😳 I like cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Edited by - strongy on 17 Jan 2009 10:32:41 I like cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "Ahem", said the lady on table nine...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 "Certainly madam. Would that be the Ahem red or Ahem white?" replied Strongy. This stupidity incensed the woman even more and she..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Snapped her fingurs very loudly As Strongy was refuesing to deal with her the other wiatress, Jenny, reverted that it would take more than 2 fingures to make her come . The lady continued sitting at table 9 with a massive .... Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 ... strop on because she was a woman and they are never happy unless they are upset and fuming at something/one. In fact she thought to herself the last time I felt this moody was when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Delbert ate the last Curly Wurly. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 an incident I still deny most feverently The last curly Wurly was actually never eaten because some idiot (mentioning no names (but we all knopw who)) ;eft the shed door unlocked and the vicious Webbman ran a gestapo raid and Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 came first with a new record time of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 14 days, 23 hours, 17 minutes and 23 seconds. Which by all accounts... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 also happened to be the World Record for a constipation suffer. In the meanwhile, the lady on table 9 noticed that there was llama steak on the menu.... Edited by - RoyH on 17 Jan 2009 19:12:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 but Strongy apologised for this oversight and wiped the menu clean.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 leaving the wonder of a £73.26 roast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 potato to be seen. Seeing this, the lady at table 9 was... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 intrigued She had recently enjoyed many roast meats , Beef, LAmb , Goose But no Pork as luck was having it there was a Spit Roast on offer She was quivering with Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 cold, because Strongy had emptied an ice bucket over her to calm her down. At that precise moment............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Dave Hedgehog threw up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 .a.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 technicolour yawn of impressive colour, intensity and reach. So much so that it splattered the ankle of the lady on table 9 who .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 let out an enormous fart and then pulled back her latex face mask revealing her true identity - none other than........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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