pinkprincess Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 A pink one! Pinky was at the agm via satellite as her girlie fear of Boris kept her away...but not for long as the scared sheep had a way of making boris and his family extinct.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 A pink one That's the best colour for them if you have one Dicks Back on track...... Wolf also had a way of making sheep extinct, so the sheep offered services to Taffies in return for protection from the big grey hairy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Wile7 that often frequents the toilet.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 and no matter how hard you flush the little sod keeps floating back up to the top and won't go away so to remove this piece of flotsom a ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 job lot of Acme jumbo-sized lead toilet paper was ordered, when it arrived delivery was taken by....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 a surprise heist, which had been cunningly planned in fine detail by ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 consulting the manual "Heists, Holdups and Hijacks: A Beginner's Guide for Baddies in the Making", getting tooled up with some big sticks and going disguised with beards. However, the disguise was quite useless, as it was plain to see that the head heist honcho was... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 ...Felicity Kendal. This came as quite a shock as... S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 her beard was in a different place . Felicity has often been cited as the thinking mans crumpet, however.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 since she ditched the dungarees 40 years ago men now use their brains to think about her and have decided that they prefer their crumpets to be made with yeast, flour and water. Anyway Felicity was very excited with her haul of lead toilet paper as she planned to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 tempt delbert into a three-some with Joan Bakewell Now Delbert..... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 thought that sounded nice, he enjoyed a bakewell tart and occasionally had a liking for that famous mint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 -y from Eastenders. It was the overalls that did it and his imagination ran riot at the thought of what Minty the mechanic could do with a wrench. Suddenly .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 7, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted August 7, 2008 there occured an absolute disaster when... BTW: Delbert - in that threesome were you the hypotenuse? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Windy's photo was made public and we all found out that she was actually an attractive go getting type of gurl 😳, but all this 'Felicity replacement' dreams were shattered as she knew how to speak scouse and pour gravy on her chips ( 😔 such a disappointment when you have a mental image of a 'bird' being posh). So having been let down in the posh totty stakes, I hear that there is a free 'bush' to use outside the shed so go ambling out of the door to find.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 a Wolf lurking under it, who will happily sink his teeth into anyone, be they posh or common... Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 was reading 'The Column' whereupon he was surprised to find a Mr Ardley got a mention (albeit in brackets ) regarding a competition some of his students had done rather well in Shucks, you noticed 😬 ANYWAY...... Wile took off his mask and shouted 'surprise' at the startled on lookers. No Wolf, just Wile having a kip having escaped from the shed loo last week. Uncharacteristically the first onlooker poked Wile with a....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 red hot poker... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 is a lovely traditional english garden plant, that flowers during May. It is characterised by the flower being a tall thin cone shape of red with the tip being yellow, from which it's name is derived. Other things to be found in an english garden are..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 a large wooden outbuilding, commonly known as a shed. This is an area where... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 only the good guys and gals frequent 😶🌫️ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 although it smells quite badly and not of creosote. Peering through the dusty windows you could see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Paul sitting on the sofa scratching and sniffing his .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Peanuts.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 'cos he thought he had bought pork scratchings. He threw down the bag of peanuts in disgust and walked away. In the silence a creature crawled around from behind the sofa, sniffing the air as it approached the rejected nuts, suddenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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