La vache espagnole Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Dick who had thrown himself down in its path in an act of courageous selflessness, with his mouth open, to catch... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 what turned out to be Brake fluid from a rupture MGC brake pipe. Hearing the screams of anguish helpped DElbert locate the fractured pipe and then..... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Do some doughuts in the car park, destroying his freshly built diff. Feeling somewhat upset... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 destroying his freshly built diff After those bllls I only accelerate in a perfectly staight line now Anyway back to the story Feeling somewhat upset he set about winding up Labour appologists who still think Gordon Brown is in controll of the economy , that he is not making windfall cash takes on the back of the fuel prices and that he will still be ......... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Edited by - Delbert on 1 Aug 2008 19:35:55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 the most hated man in Britain, so.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 beating ash's popularity with the woolen, less vocal,..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 sheep he..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 looked for reasons he could use to expalian why he had ...... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 ahem, tripped and ended in an "unwelcome" position should he be found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 standing on top of a milk crate claiming the sheep reversed ... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 but as the sheep reversed, the milk crate slipped and Ash fell down, so instead of gratifying himself he found he was kissing the sheep's 🙆🏻 instead , this made him feel very so he decided to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 spit roast... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 a hedgehog whilst standing on a step ladder leant against a camel that..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 was reading 'The Column' whereupon he was surprised to find a Mr Ardley got a mention (albeit in brackets ) regarding a competition some of his students had done rather well in. The competition was to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 devise a fool proof way of spit roasting animals without falling onto the fall and becoming familiar with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 a bunch of... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 grappling grapefruit nuts, said David Bellamy as he groped in amongst... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 a whole crowd of hairy-faced people, including the famous... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Willy7 whose maginificent ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 ...Magnificent Seven? shame it's got clamshells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 4, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted August 4, 2008 ignoring the previous post ...but miniscule facial... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 wart... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 burg tattoo (the profile of the classic East German machine that was hidden under the beard) was aquired during one particularly lurid evening... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 sipping Tizer and eating jelly babies... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 and casting his mind back to the days when he had an affair with the Queen. He paused to wonder what life would have been like if he had managed to sire a bastard son or daughter......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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