Delbert Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 HMS Pinnaforina (a little play what he wrote)..... Luckily Gilbert the Gay Cavalier made a ...... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 run for it just in the nick of time and missed ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Having a little Ern go down on him.... This was a good thing because firstly a depreesed Ernie Wise was not good for the TV ratings and secondly Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 he needed to get back to his car because he'd only paid for half an hour's parking. He got back to it just in time, but sure enough ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Everard , the local traffic Warden, was waiting there Now Everard had a crush on Gilberts older sister Marge So Everard sidled up to Gilbert Gilbert started to sweat as he knew of Everards love for Marge but had never declared ...... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 that 'Marge' only existed on a Tuesday night and every other Saturday, after Gilbert had done lots of shaving, troweled on the make-up and put on his/her ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 favorite Audrey Hepburn movie. Meanwhile , at the other end of the car park, Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 an octogenarian was about to reverse into ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 a scene from the re make of Starskey and Hutch (The Brighton years) and ended up crashing through the boxes outside Huggie Bears club The comotion cause David Soul to start drinking again and Micheal Glassier then..... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 tried to have another perm, but his hairdresser was chokka block because The Kids from Fame had become really popular and everyone wanted to look like Bruno, so poor Michael had to consider a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Mullet. But with the cardigan he felt that he would look too much like a driving Instructer. So with a mince he totterered off to.................... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Leith's school of cookery in the hope that he would be taught how to make lasagne with it. Unfortunately he was turned away as it was bread-making lessons only, so he went back to David and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 asked him if he had enough dough to fund the grand opening of.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 His Danny La Rue tribute theatre.... His star act , Lavender, need new corsetts and a better....... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 make up artist 'cos the last one never could hide the fact that Lavender was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 21 stone and sported a false chin that.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 was an absolutely AMAZING likeness to his brother Paul 😬 😬 😬, however after hours in make up darling, the creature known as Lavender/Paul emerged like a butterfly from his/her dressing room looking like a million .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 dog turds fashioned into a humanoid shape and shoved into a dress, the only saving grace..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 was thankfully we are mostly a far flung internet community so normally we don't have to smell/look at the hidious thing called Paul too often. The smelly humanoid shape thought it was time to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 go out on stage and......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Tell the story of a driving instructer, a Nissan Micra , the old granny and a Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 smelly feather duster.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted July 12, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted July 12, 2008 which we left behind ... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 halfway down on page 74, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted July 12, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted July 12, 2008 and no-one is returning there because... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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