CageyH Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Ermintrude Je Parle Anglais comme une vache espagnole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 then, as if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared, and said ... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 only two schoolchildren in the shop at one time - get out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 sleeping cheaply on the midnight show, time to go GET OUT, suspension cracked on unmade road, the truckers eyes read overload and somewhere out of the steam......Ash finds his everlasting dream, and the Lamb...... (many apologies to Peter G.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 ..swools tank-top he was wearing made him look....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 absolutely divine. The passing mounted policeman jumped down from his steed, darted between the low flying hedgehogs and trotting camels and ran up to the lamb and said..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 'Ello, ello, ello, if you don't behave sonny it's chops for you, now wheres my mint sauce. Having scared the lamb sh!tless with threats of violence the policeman having done his job rode away. After he had gone the lamb thought to himself .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 to$$er So he poured mint sauce over himself and..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 and began to marinade himself and relax a bit. Not for long though as Ash Bailey was sneaking up behind him, the first the poor little lamb knew about it was the "ZIIPPP" noise behind him......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 As the HR Department called Delbert to a meeting As he quivered the tannoy got louder Paging Delbert Zipp to room 101 please This made the Angel of Death angry In fact so angry she almost..... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 threw her "Bad Boy Bombay" pot noodle......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 up in the air to see if............. Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 she still had the required skills to join the Ilkeston & Heanor Mother and Toddlers Rounders team because the Special K / pot noodle diet she'd been on for the last six months had helped her lose ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 her sanity, however being mad had it's advantages, for instance she could now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 look like a giant red letter 'K' whilst sitting on the beach, have healthy bowel movements and..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 ..could now parp the national anthem. The only down side was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 It was the Rhodesian National Anthem Now as she was in Harararararaeeeeeeeeee at the time Mr Mooooogaaaabeeeeeee was most upset "Having been fairly elected to rooool this country of mine I do not expect such ...... Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 flatulence. So I will kill you. Then.... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I will dance and dance and dance until I am breathless and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I will treat myself to a new pair of NHS glasses, complete with...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 abuse from the other kids on the playground going 'speccy four eyes, speccy four eyes', so to stop this humilation some laser treatment was needed. Being a keen DIY'er I got a laser pen and switched it on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 to setting 4. Momentarily disorientated by the bright light he pointed the laser at ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Angela Rippons left knee cap........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 which was on the draining board next to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 [sounds like a good party trick ] the Toby jug characters of Morecombe and Wise. As Angela adjusted herself to get comfortable she knocked the Toby jug of Mr Wise off the draining board and onto the..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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