CageyH Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Hob-knobbing - Is that a midnight feast where he scoffs a packet of biscuits and then has to sleep in the crumbs? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 No, its when he finds a willing, posh bird and................ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Is it similar to a hob goblin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 More like muffin the mule, I think.... Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 You can't beat a good warm muffin first thing in the morning. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I prefer a goblin teasmaid Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 And would sir like cream with that? 😳 Richard Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Wile 7 starts to wake up from his slumber in the loo and once again tries to stand up. Sadly he trips over his own beard which is now down to the floor, falls backwards and ends up with his 🙆🏻 firmly stuck back in the base of the loo... "HELP" he cries hoping that someone in the Shed (who is hopefully putting up the decorations and preparing for the Shedly Chrimbo feast that this thread will build up to on the 25th of December) is listening..... "HELP"! Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Still nothing happened Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Wile had built up quite a bout of trapped wind over the past few months. He had to release it............suddenly without warning an almighty bottom burp errupted from Wile's 🙆🏻 The force ejected the young ( 😬) man up though the roof of the shed and up into the starry sky......"I'm free!" Wile yelled as he flew higher and higher until.......... 😳 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 15 Dec 2007 17:20:31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 ...he encountered a game taking polace involving broomsticks and other objects flying ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 ...squad officers were not too happy with what they saw and took aim with their....... Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Truncheons. Meanwhile, Cagey walked up to Bailey and poked him in the eyes with two hot pokers.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 ....but having seen Larry, culy and Mo he put his hand up in front of his nose to block them.... ....the fact that cagey had the pokers in separate hands did not seem to strike a cognitive tone however..... Meanwhile as Wile battled off the truncheons and things he flew over Cinderford only to see...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Princess Margaret trying to set fire to the Cinderford Sheep, Cross-Dressing and Ammusing Novelty Items Museum...... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Where a cloud of pungent gas was eminating from..... It seemed that Stinky Dave had found the secret stash of cabbage water. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 A massive pool of the stuff surrounded by some hedgehogs and step ladders. Bizarre eh? Wile landed with a thump in a nearby field, stole the clothes off a nearby scarecrow and began to wander back towards the stash of cabbage water, hedgehogs and step ladders. Meanwhile.......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 .... the thump asked Wile where he was going. Wile responded, "I am of to go and...... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 lock myself in the shed toilet for a few minutes........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 "Oh no you are not" shouted the panto audience from the adjoining field. Thump got upset and decided to wade over to them and beat the crap out of the little morons. Meanwhile....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Strongy grabbed Wile, and forced him into the sheds toilets..... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 And there he was again. Alone. In the dark. On Christmas day....sob.....will no one take pity on his plight? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 Feck - you are an hour behind us 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Coooeee, you're not alone in here big boy *tongue* Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 25, 2007 Author Share Posted December 25, 2007 "Oh God help me..." [Falls over having feinted] Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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