Wile7 Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 poke Strongy and Davis in the eyes.... Wile stopped his chewing and Mr Ma took off after the above mentioned shedders chasing them round and round the shed until...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 .....he remembered something. "Oh shrit - I'm lemembered I got to lepair that jack that's been p1ssing fluid over Jacko's galage froor" With this he rummaged in his tool bag with his stumps and ............ K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 18 Jul 2007 17:51:25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 ........accidentally rubbing a small brass lamp as he rummaged. There was a WHOOOOSSSHHHH of pink green and orange smoke and out popped the genie of the sheds, clad in an old brown overall, the pockets overflowing with Curly wurly wrappers. You have three wishes he said............... A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Strongy shouted "Me Me Me - I want three wishes". "Right" said the genie, "You can have three wishes - you've got thirty seconds - GO!!!" "I'll have a pint of Guinness that never, ever empties" says Strongy. 😬 FLASH - The pint appears - and Strongy takes a large gulp. The glass refills itself. 😳 😶🌫️ "Brilliant" says Strongy - "I'll have another two of those". *confused* Mr Ma realised he'd been cheated of his three wishes, and grabbed K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 18 Jul 2007 18:48:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 one of the other pints. Unfortunately what with Wile chewing his fingers and all, he had sustained some nerve damage; failed to grasp the pint and knocked it over. It carried on pouring Guinness into the shed at a rate of 300 litres per second. Soon the Guinness was up to everyones waist, the inflatable 300mm high safety stepladders were no use at all. They were doomed. As Wile went under the froth for the 3rd time he was heard to gargle......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 "Anyone got any pork scratchings? This Guinness is delicious!!" As Wile stripped himself nekkid and swam around in the black stuff, some idjut decided to open the shed door........ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 from the outside... 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 the Guinnessy mess complete with nekkid Wile flowed into ChitChat Land at a very powerful rate........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Everybody wished that Wile was an alias for something, alas it was not to be so, and he looked like a lass.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 tic band, all floppy and stretched out........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 There once was this chap called Wile Who .../........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 ....walked starkers around Piccadilly........ A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 .....a rather camp faggot......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 and lit the BBQ ready to cook them... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 ...slowly. He withdrrew from the faggot and made his excuses . After all he was a ....... If at first you don't suceed Skydiving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 bit late for his next appointment. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 He jumped on a bus said what's all the fuss and ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Tangled his hair in his truss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Which now oozed puss.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Hmmm.........hello peeps 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 That's it? So I am all nekkid in the centre of London? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 From what I heard, it would not be the first time 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 Ssshhhh Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 iiittttttt ❗ said Wile7 as the pigeons approached looking hungry.... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 He was worried one may be interested in his pecker, but they all looked to have their own. So, stood in the middle of London, nekid, Wile came up with a cunning plan... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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