strongy Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 Edited to say that there is a gag in there somewhere waiting to come out 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 6 Jun 2007 06:59:44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Complete with the new long hairstyle Cagey thought he looked a bit of a turd Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Which was quite acceptable, as he was at a swap meet for figurines. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 That's just crap 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Looks like this thread has hit rock bottom. Or have we just Sh*t out? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 Maybe we should be talking about chucking a Richard 🙆🏻 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Are we allowed to talk about stools then? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 8, 2007 Author Share Posted June 8, 2007 Nice effort Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 It was quite an effort passing one of those 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Too much Guinness = a three seater sofa! *eek* K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 With the talk of rear ends who should enter the room ...... Aw wite aw wite (in a hope to get this to 1000 posts before it goes the way of other legendary posts of the past) 'Have you got a swimming pool, Ive brought my trunks" Just then a noise was heard, it sounded a little like a camel with ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...some hedgehogs under it's arms. "I want to go scuba diving" said the camel. "Can anyone look after these little critters for me please?" A stunned silence in the shed until......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 this ENORMOUS parp noise came out from behind the...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 locked toilet door. The door was covered with dust and cobwebs as it had not been used for so long. People had actually forgotten where it went, and what or who was in there when... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 nothing at all happened. However it happened with such flair and panache that you felt compelled to stand around waiting because you had a feeling that soon something would happen. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 And then it did. The round of applause started and went on and on reaching a stunning and ear-splitting crescendo as Wile, rather tired, pale and withered emerged from the dark and dust into the light (ish) of the shed. Four months of toilet taboo had had it's effect though. Wile, now had.......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 used up all of the toilet paper and resorted to using his (now rather long) beard. As he blinked into the sunlight he tried to kiss Windycat and Lady in Red. Natually put off by the lumps on crud in his facial hair they quickly produced a butane canister and a lighter, and........................... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ..........the rubber hoses. He was flattened against the wall by the force of water. The camel stood by and looked wisely on the whole scene. You have to remember that the camel is one of the animals (with the cat) that knows the hundredth name of God and is therefore entitled to look smug and if he knew all the time EXACTLY what would happen. (And he did). There was a sort of skittering sound as the unnamed and very probably alien critters disappeared into some nearby undergrowth. A howl of sirens announced the arrival of....... A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 a see-through policeman on a space hopper, brandishing a........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 leek and shouting "They've come for me they've come for me"......................... Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 The camera man zoomed in for this scene, he was under orders to always capture the final moments of action in the porn film Wile and the camel looked each other in the eye, they both winked and Wile slapped the camel on the rump and ................... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 triggered the hump release mechanism. This fell off the camel and rolled onto the floor surprising a very sweaty Mr Ma who had been hiding inside. Wile took one look at Mr Ma........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 and asked him "why does my pee STINK after I've eaten asparagus?". This threw Mr Ma somewhat, but he replied 🤔 Talking more cr@p than my husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "Thats not aspalagus, its my filngers. I plainted them gleen to camoflage them inside this camel hump. Prease can you stop chewing them, I need them back so that I can.........." Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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