Wile7 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy 🥰. Daisy asked, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?" "No!" Donald yelled. "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?" 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Love it! But the guys at work weren't impressed .... 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Were they ducking their responsibilities? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 You canard be serious Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Flock off Strongy! I like cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Quit yer widgeon, shut up teal you've got something sensible to say or I'll scaup you! Eider thought you'd ruddy duck known better, you shoveler! K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 That was a bit Swift ash, and very hard to swallow. What are you crowing on about now? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Edited by - CageyH on 30 May 2007 22:53:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 *arrowup* Tits Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 *arrowup*You great bustard K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 What Chiffchaff are you on about now? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Doyle Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I'm a kiwi.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I went out with a kiwi once..... interesting experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Better than going out and being a gooseberry! Bailey likes Kiwis too Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Oopps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Oopps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Oopps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Ahhhh another triple for Wales 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 *arrowup* *arrowup* Cagey - I like all birds, I'm an orthodontist Mr J - would you kindly contact me via telephonic or emailey magical electrons, dear! K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 I like all birds, I'm an orthodontist Easy for you to say - another crowning glory amongst the plaque, er, sorry, I meant flak Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 He may well be an orthodontist, as he likes to give sheep a good filling 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 2, 2007 Author Share Posted June 2, 2007 *eek* 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 *arrowup*I wonder if he says swoosh it arournd and spit it out on your left 🤔 *eek* If It aint yellow, w@nky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Filthy b@stard............ K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Don't you use mouth wash? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Yes he gets it from WOOLworths Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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