Hibster. Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 it made him look a lot thiner, but it did nothing for the looks of his fat beared head which still made the hardiest soul feel sick at the mere site of it With this is mind he decided that it was time to ............... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 apply for the vacant post of Santa Claus, following the unexpected............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 selling of all his internal organs and his brain for £4.86 on Ebay. That was when he discovered that..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 he had already sold them 4 times previously and had contravined Ebay's rules. His username was cancelled and his feedback rating was withdrawn. He was booted off Ebay for good. Felling a bit down he decided to go for a stroll through the red light district in Cinderford. While he was there he was approached by............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 The manager of the Holiday Inn Norwich who just happened to be also looking at the sheep and ....... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 was looking for suitable entertainment for Ash Bailey in September. he was mid deal with the local farmer when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 both his legs fell off *eek* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 this unusual for man so he fell on floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 he hopped to the back office to get a booking form. He was called "Clever Dick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 His colleagues always knew he was a bit of a smart arse Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 it was shiney and bejewelled, how he longed to wave it in public and to attract some nice ............. Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 caring rodents to remove his cling ons, clag nuts and winnits. Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 He searched for hours but all he found were a series of ......... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 unfortuneately the only attention he received was from a bearded fellow from Toulouse. He said " coooee handsome, do you fancy a........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Cassoulet toulousian? You look like you have some nice beans Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 and I have a bit of sausage I could add to the concoction. 😳 I am a man of many personalities How else could he explain his multiple usernames? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 There is a joke involving Lardons and a Confit of Duck But for the life of me I cannot find one... If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I've being serching for 10 weeks now, all I can find is this one here 😬 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 😬 😬 😬 That is funny. Is Wile still in the bog? Has the hedgehog exploded? Did anyone fall of the 10" ladder? WE NEED TO KNOW! K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?" The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street". And the bartender says, "Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?" And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?" Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?" The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck" and the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!" Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-pus Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver, informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he doesn't know what to do with them anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from here and that's where you should take them." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks. The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck barreling down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The officer pulls the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!" "I did," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!" Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low flying airplane coming right for them. So the man yells DUCK!!!! and the duck yells back at the man with an angry face MAN!!!! K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practitioner, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the general practitioner who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone. Another bird appeared in the sky soon thereafter. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape. Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma. Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards and he fired without hesitation. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him: "Go see if that was a duck, will you?" K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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