Delbert Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 entered the "Look like a brearded Clam" contest IQ test. She failed misserably Which was a shame as she had been coached by Willey 7.Who was trying to rebuild his confidence after that incident in Wiltshire that caused his swift departure He had such high hopes for this student but again it was a hope that was missplaced . As was his....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 tuxedo... which he'd wanted to wear to the Breaded Clam Finals... determined not to miss the Award ceremony, even though his promising student had failed so miserably, he got to work sewing an outfit from a bin-liner, a Frosties cereal box and some netting ... However, his beard .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 *arrowup* Bu&&er, too slow 😬 ....his fist straight through Delberts cranium *eek* . Then, it came to Wile. The year was 1977 (we had gone back in time with our space adventure) As he pulled his fist back out of the head of Delbert he noticed, through the hole, light on the far side. Two things sprung to mind. Firstly, a comic strip called 'Far Side' about the funny side of life, and secondly, the idea of a computer game where little space ships float around on a TV screen and you shoot them down......SPACE INVADERS 😬 😬 *thumbup* Wile retired a millionaire until....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Edited by - Delberts empty head on 7 Feb 2007 21:34:12 Edited by - Wile7 on 7 Feb 2007 21:34:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 he realised that his money was all held in Turkish Lira and his "fortune" was £8.42, clearly broke he had to go on the street and sell his .............. Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ... collection of 'Titbits' ... he then had enough for the bus fare to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 to the bus station. He got off the 1st bus and caught another bus this time he sat upstairs with the other people like him, people who had a .................. Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ... a nervous twitch and no neck ... he gave a weary smile and told his favourite story about the adventure he'd had in 1956 when ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 his good friend Lynda Preece held a party to celebrate her 21st birthday. They had all sorts of fun including postmans knock and a good game upstairs under the coats on the spare bed, during this game they ............... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Edited by - Paul Davis on 7 Feb 2007 21:46:43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ... swore an oath NEVER to tell anyone what had just happened ... at that exact moment their 63 year old friend Paul Davis staggered into the room with a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 16 year old girl under each arm and another 10 waiting in the wings to work in shifts devising ways of making him happy in little ways. He reeled in horror as he saw WC intertwinned with a hideous creature, it was so horrible that ............. Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ... he did the only decent thing, he pulled out the bedside drawer, raised it above his head and slammed it down on the creature's head ... Wile seemed oblivious and carried on snoring, but PD was exhausted from this (and his previous 😳 ) exertions, that he ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 he took loads of photos of Wile7 in a state of undress and told as many people as possible. As soon as the interweb was invented Me Davis made a fortune by............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Selling pictures of themselves in compromising positions. I like cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 selling all his internal organs and his brain for £4.86 on Ebay. That was when he discovered that..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Darn, too slow again Dave Hardly. White Xflow with flans Don't point that bread at me, it might go off. Skid Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 He was too slow, meanwhile back in the gender reassignment clinic Willy7 ran in through the door, he lifted up his skirt to reveal a large ............... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 quarterpounder. Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 selling all his internal organs and his brain for £4.86 on Ebay. That was when he discovered that..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 It was not unlike a quarter pounder. Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 *ade of render cows spleen and tasteless 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 selling all his internal organs and his brain for £4.86 on Ebay. That was when he discovered that..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 It was not unlike a quarter pounder. Or even a double whopper. Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 selling all his internal organs and his brain for £4.86 on Ebay. That was when he discovered that..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 he could not digest his favourite burger king anymore Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 selling all his internal organs and his brain for £4.86 on Ebay. That was when he discovered that..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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