Wile7 Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 *arrowup*Obviously I had my 'MR T' chain set on and my chainmail undies Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 ...........that were rusty at the front......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 And caused some severe oxidisation around the nuts........ 😳 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 The tool box stopped in Bagdad on route to China. Thought to be the lost arms of mass destruction the Americans handed the contents over to the Iraq authorities. On finding the contents they offered either the death penalty before sunset for wasting their time or ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 a box of half eaten orange centered Revels .... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Davis pondered the choice and plumped for the hanging option. Since he failed at X-factor he would do anything to get on telly........... If It aint yellow, w@nky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Savalis. Now there was a TV detective... Yes it might shock some of you but Mr Savalis is rumoured to be Ms Serena Savalis on the first Tuesday of each month performing in a Burlesque Tranny bar in the Lower East side . However his dream was never to be realised, thus...... If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 Delbert went back to sleep again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 And was still asleep just like poor old Wile was in the loo.....WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!! Merci Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 The problem was, there were two loos, and people only used one of them, due to the strange smell eminating from the other! Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 Now you tell me...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Unfortunately, nobody was brave enough to open the other one, in case Wile was caught in the act of "logging off". 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 After virtually no persuasion Stinky Dave (who was immune to most bad smells) plucked up the courage and opened the second loo door........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 And there, surely enough, was Wile7, laptop in hand, with a relieved look on his face. He had been broad bean interwebbing wirelessly for two months, and his battery was just about to die. Stinky left the door open, and Wile was heard to shout "Won't be a minute, just logging off!" Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 It was only after Wile tried to stand up that he remembered that sitting on a toilet for too long gave you awful pins and needles. I like cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Just then Emma Roids lit her pipe............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 before realising it's the STUFF INSIDE you light! Burning Bush ? Biblical, but a good idea anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 As UF says, she was a bit dim. She does not get out much, so after ruining a perfectly good pipe, she wondered down to the local Tabac, where she met a man selling bottles of eau de chou. "Marvellous" she thought. "I know a man back in the UK who would love a bit of this continental deli delight, especially as it is much cheaper than you can get back home." Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Stinky Dave was delighted with the chic French bottles, but more importantly they were all in metric; so forget the pints he was onto litres now *eek* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 And he downed all 12 litres in one big GLUG *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 ..or was it 12 litre-sized glugettes, we can't be certain. We can, however be certain of the result - which was.................. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Ed zackerley as predicted..... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 vertical take off, and touching down in France, not far from TwoLoos Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 where he landed in Norman's now empty storage shed.... Now, due to circumstances beyond his control poor Norman couldn't answer back. He'd been struck dumb by officialdom, gagged, served with a D-Notice. ☹️ Dave "The Stink" took advantage of Norman's enforced silence. As Norman approached, Dave screamed.......... " 😳 Edited because Del's nicked my dickshunry and asn't sent it back. K16 00C - The MANGO Handbag If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower! Edited by - Ash Bailey on 31 Jan 2007 21:04:17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 Meanwhile, Wile had slowly begun to fall to the floor because his legs were asleep..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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