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Westfield had also registered to do a concert by the same name. So....as folk thought about things, the eventual name stuck as "Lemon Aid " abbreviated to "Laid".

 

Everyone wanted to get Laid, and there were thousands of shedders from all over the country lining up beside Delbeerts bunk, wanting desparately to get Laid.

 

Delbert did not know what to do, so he.....

 

 

 

Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams

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lecture on sleep walking.......

 

Meanwhile Mr MA had spotted another opourtunity and was now touting Fibreglass repair kits outside the LAID concert venue along with Cheap RAC membership.

 

This was contrvershial because.......

 

When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey)

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next to the very plush open air display were fiberglass lifesize models of laydees and little ewes, that when you pressed there little red noses said

 

"Mr Ma say we lorve yooo looooonnng tyme"

 

this sent Ass Bailey into flashbacks to the time he spent in Korea as a a Pizza delivery boy at the tender age of 11.34 years, when he would be cycling home after a long trip out with a stuffed crust and pepperoni with a few Yen in his backpocket listening out for the call of the most mature laydee of the local hospitality trade ...... "Mr Ass, you finish stuffed crust you wan sticky sticky , me looorve yooo loooong tyme .......

 

If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬

 

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In fact Wonky has made a spellin mistake

 

 

Its Looooong Thyme, this is a rare Korean herb prefered on its stuffed crust whilst convention dictates that Oregano is used.

 

This expalins why Wokies time as a franchisey for Mr Mas Poi and Pizza Emporeum was less than succesfull.

 

Believeing that Loooong Thyme was a superior herb to Oregano he imported expensive orgasmic leaves to add to his custurd Base.

 

He spent tooo much time perefecting the Pizza that he neglected his pois . This had a major effect on the Demograph of the East Midlands leading to....

 

When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey)

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lots of embarrassment when he dropped his trousers in the Doctors, he really should have waited to get into the surgery as several other patients fainted in the waiting room at the sight of his pearly white ................

 

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kneecaps. Funny that, thought the Doc, until he realised that Ass was actually upside down in the chair. They were in fact his man breasts poking out through a tight white T-shirt.

 

"Uuuurrrrggghhhh...that's gross!!" said the Doc. "You need to.....

 

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This confused the Ass as

a) he did not no how to "Tit"

and

b) He could not stay out til late as Mummy wanted him home by 6 o'clock.

 

So whilst he realised he could only titilsix he felt sure that somebody would spare a couple of hours to help him out.

 

After all it was a medical emergency.

So off Ass trooped to a Maccy Dees near a Girls skool as he ventured an opinion that if Tits were involved then this would be a good place to find some.

After all the Sparrows and Thrushes congregated there to eat the scraps litering the car park

 

Pondering on what he had to do he....

 

When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey)

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Mc Muffin speacialised in and If you are one of the two people who visited yesterday, you might wonder where his rantings about Zanzibar have gone. The explanation is that for some reason only known to himself, Mr McMuffin actually published a half finished post of mine. I realise that quality control is largely absent from our sheds, but that goes too far, so I have taken it away. For anyone who isn't sure where Zanzibar is, it is an island off the coast of Tanzania and I found that out on Monday at 0435. All the years I've lived in this world and I didn't know Zanzibar is an island with a big hill on it, I thought it was a bar in towen full to the brim with totty trimmed like my good underside . Although at least I knew Goa is part of mainland India, Mr McMuffin and Ms Ginger Cake. I'd feel really stupid if I didn't know that.....

 

 

 

 

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indication that she was actually pregnant.

 

On hearing the news, the shedders got very excited about the possible increase in funds, which would allow them to creosote the shed, after selling the story to the press.

 

Unfortunately, Anita had other plans. She had already....

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....

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being a pregnant man pretending to be a girl on an internet forum, with a WKD Blue and Ginsters Cornish pasty habit-wearing nun she kept locked in the broom cupboard.

 

She did - all the time, in fact he/she wouldn't shut up, until..........

 

Dry-sumped White Supersprint *smile*

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