Wile7 Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 Westfield had also registered to do a concert by the same name. So....as folk thought about things, the eventual name stuck as "Lemon Aid " abbreviated to "Laid". Everyone wanted to get Laid, and there were thousands of shedders from all over the country lining up beside Delbeerts bunk, wanting desparately to get Laid. Delbert did not know what to do, so he..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 rolled over and gave Ass Bailey another ....... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 lecture on sleep walking....... Meanwhile Mr MA had spotted another opourtunity and was now touting Fibreglass repair kits outside the LAID concert venue along with Cheap RAC membership. This was contrvershial because....... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 next to the very plush open air display were fiberglass lifesize models of laydees and little ewes, that when you pressed there little red noses said "Mr Ma say we lorve yooo looooonnng tyme" this sent Ass Bailey into flashbacks to the time he spent in Korea as a a Pizza delivery boy at the tender age of 11.34 years, when he would be cycling home after a long trip out with a stuffed crust and pepperoni with a few Yen in his backpocket listening out for the call of the most mature laydee of the local hospitality trade ...... "Mr Ass, you finish stuffed crust you wan sticky sticky , me looorve yooo loooong tyme ....... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 In fact Wonky has made a spellin mistake Its Looooong Thyme, this is a rare Korean herb prefered on its stuffed crust whilst convention dictates that Oregano is used. This expalins why Wokies time as a franchisey for Mr Mas Poi and Pizza Emporeum was less than succesfull. Believeing that Loooong Thyme was a superior herb to Oregano he imported expensive orgasmic leaves to add to his custurd Base. He spent tooo much time perefecting the Pizza that he neglected his pois . This had a major effect on the Demograph of the East Midlands leading to.... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 lots of embarrassment when he dropped his trousers in the Doctors, he really should have waited to get into the surgery as several other patients fainted in the waiting room at the sight of his pearly white ................ Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 deleted cos Paul was too quick Dry-sumped White Supersprint Edited by - strongy on 6 Dec 2006 15:02:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 B*ggar too slooow Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 have another go ya retard 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 kneecaps poking through his skin, strangely engough they were shaped like........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 kneecaps. Funny that, thought the Doc, until he realised that Ass was actually upside down in the chair. They were in fact his man breasts poking out through a tight white T-shirt. "Uuuurrrrggghhhh...that's gross!!" said the Doc. "You need to..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 titillate ..... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 This confused the Ass as a) he did not no how to "Tit" and b) He could not stay out til late as Mummy wanted him home by 6 o'clock. So whilst he realised he could only titilsix he felt sure that somebody would spare a couple of hours to help him out. After all it was a medical emergency. So off Ass trooped to a Maccy Dees near a Girls skool as he ventured an opinion that if Tits were involved then this would be a good place to find some. After all the Sparrows and Thrushes congregated there to eat the scraps litering the car park Pondering on what he had to do he.... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Visited the gents for a comfort break. Whilst in there, he looked in a mirror, and realised there was only one tit in MuckyDees, after all it had become obvious..... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 ..that impressions of a Picasso were not de-rigeur these days and he really did need that cosmetic surgery that Mr.... Edited by - Dave21P on 6 Dec 2006 19:02:02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Mc Muffin speacialised in and If you are one of the two people who visited yesterday, you might wonder where his rantings about Zanzibar have gone. The explanation is that for some reason only known to himself, Mr McMuffin actually published a half finished post of mine. I realise that quality control is largely absent from our sheds, but that goes too far, so I have taken it away. For anyone who isn't sure where Zanzibar is, it is an island off the coast of Tanzania and I found that out on Monday at 0435. All the years I've lived in this world and I didn't know Zanzibar is an island with a big hill on it, I thought it was a bar in towen full to the brim with totty trimmed like my good underside . Although at least I knew Goa is part of mainland India, Mr McMuffin and Ms Ginger Cake. I'd feel really stupid if I didn't know that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 *thumbdown*Hmmmmm half the dose or double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 tripple *thumbup* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Were all being discussed at the local doctors after Anita's recent visit. The tests confirmed that indeed she... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 was a man pretending to by a girl............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 pretending not to get Vertigoe when she satnds up... This was taken as an.... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 indication that she was actually pregnant. On hearing the news, the shedders got very excited about the possible increase in funds, which would allow them to creosote the shed, after selling the story to the press. Unfortunately, Anita had other plans. She had already.... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 sold the story to the Daily Star to fund her WKD Blue and Ginsters Cornish pasty habit.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 wearing nun she kept locked in the broom cupboard. Of course, she did not like to talk about this, but .... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 being a pregnant man pretending to be a girl on an internet forum, with a WKD Blue and Ginsters Cornish pasty habit-wearing nun she kept locked in the broom cupboard. She did - all the time, in fact he/she wouldn't shut up, until.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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