Ash.Bailey Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Get the chicken out of the ...... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 toolbox they were hiding in. After this... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 he would sh@g it, drink 2 bottles of cheap red plonk and fall asleep in............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 27, 2006 Author Share Posted November 27, 2006 his favourite comfy armchair Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 While he went chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Imagined the surprised looks on the faces of his family when they returned to find him, naked, drunk and asleep in his favorite comfy armchair with an exhausted, yet disappointed chicken stuck on his knob. WILE7 woke up with a start "I, I , I, I, I can explain dear he stuttered............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 His wife did not accept such a fowl expalnation and threw a fit.... "Willie duck" yelled the assembled French artisans as they understood his predicament. Where shouted Willey thinking if he couldn't satisfy a Chickhen maybe a duck would be tighter, This led to a big bump and his world came crashing around his Sloggis...... As he lay there he realised the mistakes he had made in his life..... Those Clams ,,,,, That beard and worse of All the Blue Leather.... To this end he promised that should he survive the onslaught he would..... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 make sure that next time he locked the door before he drank the wine and passed out........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Unfortunately, sheds are not very secure. So Wile had to think about an alternative location, where he could.... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 ... have sex with a series of mamals of his choice. Each one more kinky than the last and each requiring more lunrication than the last until ............... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Each one more kinky than the last How in the name of Mother Teressea can one be more kinky than another, surely you reach a limit 😳 lunrication I bow to your superior knowledge of perversion 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 Wile had hoped that folk would not find out about his love of 'lunrication'. Having discovered the trick from Mr Davis, he was forced to show all in the shed (and his still gobsmacked family) how 'lunrication' actually worked. "Whilst holding the soft plummage of the stuffed Swan under one arm you gently extend the neck of the bird with the other forcing the beak to pull open thus creating just enough space to allow your manhood to slide down the gullet............" Just as Wile was about to show how 'lunrication' was done Delbert lept into the fray, unable to hold back his inner desire to receive head from a Swan, ripped the stuffed bird from Wile's grasp and began to make the bird........... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 s custard that wonky kept going on about. He decided that the perfect ingredient was pop corn, which he so frequently ate. Looking for the popcorn machine, he noticed that.... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 his wife had mistaken his penis-enlarger as a pasta maker and was currently making some.............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 spaghetti hoops. It was a smaller model of the famous Swedish Penis enlarger, and did not work very well on expatriate people living near Toulouse, as they were originally designed for Swedes. Quite what vegetables had to do with penis enlargers had always confused the Ash Bailey crew, but now it all became clear. It was... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 just like making Fois Gras only a lot less painful for the ducks. The term 'spit or swallow' had no relation whatsoever to the..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 finished article. Back at the tool box store, nobody had seen Mr Ma for a while. All the shedders thought it would be a good idea if they searched the sheds to see where Mr Ma was hiding. With the Christmas post deadline looming, they thought it would be best if they sent him home. So, off went the shedders in search of Mr Ma. After several hours, all that was found was... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 a half drunk bottle of cabbage water, a six legged sheep, a pair of heavily soiled socks and a trail of yukky mess leading off in the direction of......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 L'Isle-Jourdain, to the old music school. Apparently Wile had decided that Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Roast Camel Hooves and fricasayed hedgehog would be on the menu tonight. This involved hanging the Camel hooves over an open fire at a hieght or 2.4ft. Luckily a HSE inspected ladder was available and was used along with.... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 a pair of inflatable scissors and a large bowl of safety custard. He carefully mounted the ladder........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 ...but despite his care ended up with splinters in an unmentionably painful place. As he rolled around the floor in agony.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 He then new what it was like to own a "21". This new suffering meant that he had what some would call a "Bob Geldof moment" on the road to Damaskus To this end he called Mr Goldsmith and Bono and organised a Charriddeeee concert to be held on the 21/12 called..... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 "Lemon-aid", however ticket sales were slow due to........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 The fact that The Ginetta owners had a similar concert "Plastic Pig Aid" running at the same time. This had caused serious confusion at the ticket agency as ........ When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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