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My protegé, Mr Schwartzenegger, is always interested in such things as saving the earth, drawing closer to an understanding of Higher Intelligence, and Harley Davidsons. We are working (on the next plane), on a way to make him President, after all, the 'Nazi connection' should no longer be an insurmountable problem given even the new Pope has a similar background 😬 *cool* *thumbup* *idea* *eek*

 

Keep Alert!!! You never know when it might come in handy.

 

Edited by - Arne Saknussen on 14 Nov 2006 20:53:19

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was heard mumbled from a dusty looking tool box.

 

Having decided on a vote, the Ash Baileys all drew straws.

Some were red and white, some green and white and some yellow and white.

The Ash Baileys were very good at drawing.

 

Meanwhile, Wile decided to investigate further...

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....

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got tangled in a hotel manager............ *thumbup*

 

The poor old hotel manager was still stuck in one of Norman's bulk-buy tool boxes; the poor bloke was screaming "I'm a non-entity, get me out of here". No-one had taken any notice of him for the past week, but.............

 

K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!)

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Have the two ever been seen in the same room????

 

This enquiry was raised at the weekly meeting of the now 48 Ash Baileys.

 

On the agenda today was organising a World record attempt to get the most people with the same name in one room.

 

However , an interloper one Stinky DAve pointed out that Dai Jones of Swansea currently held the record but as one of the number had been a Dianne Jones a protest could raised so only 115112 Ash Baileys would need to be created.

This led Willey to comment......

 

When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey)

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japs eye. Feckin the cat simply was not as pleasurable as it used to be. So, always looking for a new challenge, he decided to......

 

Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams

Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.

Groucho Marx

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