strongy Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 he tried the barrel, he discovered that Strongy had already finished it and was in the process of negociating a refund on the barrel deposit. Mr Ma said "Fluck off Ginger, you didn't pay a deposit in the first place......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 .......but if I recall collectly you laid a deposit in my bedloom, near the wardlobe from where you were spying on my wife getting dlessed. Strongy denied all knowledge, blaming..... K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 the Scampi Flavoured Fries he had eaten that day for lunch, he offered a pack to Mr Ma........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Dave Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 who refused, as he only ate pork scratchings! Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 *arrowup*Oh look ❗ Dave Hath has metamorphised into Stinky Dave 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 ....and suddenly Paul Daniels ran out into the middle of the shed claiming success for that last trick *thumbup* Folks were confused because they all knew it was Debbie really (who was being bent over the back of the shed sofa by Wonky hoping that Lynne would not notice...let alone Mr Daniels.... ). Meanwhile...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 After parking old No. 7 outside, and opening the shed door, Paul's brother jack made an appearance..... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Edited by - CageyH on 1 Nov 2006 23:29:31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Unfortunately, this appearance did not last long, as Wile pulled out the cork, and downed the entire contents of the people. Being slightly pished, Wile was now unable to control his.... SeaView!!!! 😬 😬here *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 urge to take off all his clothes and chase a very frightened Mr Ma around and around the shed. Mr Ma screamed " Hepp hepp, flucking blearded fleak won't stop tying to kliss me" Norman stepped in, then out , and shook it all about. "For fluck's sake Mr Velona, you supplosed to be my flend, this is no time for the flucking hokey cokey", screamed Mr Ma as he did another lap. Just then Ash Bailey and his 6 clones popped up from between the cushions on the sofa. The pished WILE7 took one look at them all and.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 opened another beer Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 And handed it to an Ash Bailey. He then handed one to all of the other Ash Baileys, and realised he was now actually out of beer. All that was left was Stinky Dave's Cabbage Water. Being Pished, Wile did not realise that it was non alcoholic, so he downed a bottle. As he was chugging it down.... SeaView!!!! 😬 😬here *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Mr Ma quietly climbed into one of his tool chests and posted himself back to China. However, ................ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 As Mr Ma was not used to the new UK postal system, he ended up being shipped to a warehouse, where loads of other items of a similar nature were being stored. Imagine Normans surprise when he picked up a tool box he thought was empty, to hear Mr Ma shouting " Hepp, Hepp! I is stuck in flucking tool blox!". Norman dropped the tool box in Surprise 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow.... Edited by - CageyH on 6 Nov 2006 17:09:48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 It landed on his big toe. Mr Ma, fell out and tumbled across the floor, weak from spending 3 months in a cramped tool box he.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 decided that a break was in order ..... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 So Strongy and Strongy. both climbed into the tool box, stuck a hand out to stick the stamp on and closed the draw after them. Meanwhile in a land full of italian exotica and lap dancing clubs there lived a man by the name of.... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernard Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 .......But can you spell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 But can you spell was an unusual name. He had always suffered as a child in school, as whenever the teacher asked a question, all the class put their hands up. Having being bullied and afflicted most of his life, he had moved to ...... (I always thought bernard was supposed to be Bernard? Don't spelling and Grammar go hand in hand? 😳) Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 AAron and my Grandma....... Shes a Welsh farmers wife and he is a big time TV Soap produser 😬 well I never.. Never before has the secret love of Aaron Spellings lover and love child been admitted in public 😬 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowleft* *arrowright* *arrowdown* *arrowdown* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 11 Nov 2006 12:49:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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