Mrs. Doyle Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Shut it, Rag-Head Where's Ben Doon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Mr wile7 sir !, my brothers strongly object to your assumption that my arab brothers enjoy the sensation of of small vinegar dressed special goods being inserted in ones rear fanny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 small vinegar dressed special goods You mean Batteries Harry...right? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Meanwhile, Mr Ma had calmed down by counting all the money Norman had sent him. Norman was just getting out of prison and Wiley was arguing with a hairy bolloxed arab in the corner, Ash couldn't sleep and was counting sheep and wonkey was scooping up custrad as fast as his spoon could move, Hugh was having a massage by a very nice blonde man dressed as a lady. Delbert was in the Police station trying to explain why his ex wife was covered in garage floor paint. Cagey was sat on the ground outside the shed door spewing into his hat whilst Strongy stood with a quizical look on his face. A heavy dew lay on the ground, it was the Rabbi thrown out of the synagogue for eating non-kosher food namely Raquel Welsh. This kept Kev very happy. So, things bumbled along very nicely in toytown when, suddenly................. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Edited by - nverona on 15 Oct 2006 14:59:02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 ....everyone in the sheds sat up, blinked in the daylight that was straying through the gaps in the cladding on the shed walls and took note of the fact that there was someone here who actually made a mental note of all the b@ll@cks written and was able to summaries 36 pages into a couple of short sentences........flippin' 'eck this nverona bloke is good! Can't be his ghost, must be........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 ... his dot..... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 ... and carrie.... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 his well trained sheep dog. Carrie was a good friend of Ash Bailey, Ash Bailey. , Ash_Bailey, Ash Bai!ey and Ash Bai/ey, but had never met Ash Bai¦ey. Ash, but I am not sure which one, used to use the training carrie had received to... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Edited by - CageyH on 16 Oct 2006 19:45:35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 puncture inflateable hedgehogs. This popular cindeford past-time included...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 displaying the punctured porcupines in the Cinderford Sheep, Cross-Dressing and Ammusing Novelty Items Museum...... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Edited by - CageyH on 18 Oct 2006 17:14:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 where Ash had a part time job as a Clone-Spotter. He could spot a clone at 100 yards, thanks to a clever trick involving a mirror, a packet of ginger biscuits, lots of dots and dashes, a false beard and a Peter's Steak and Kidney pie. The method involved......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Pretending he was Wile, as to catch the Ash Bailey clones unaware. Little did he know, but they all shared the same thought patterns, as they all shared the same brain... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 this was quite a complicated issue that involved a few crocodile clips and plenty of wires. One day the real ash Bailey decided to disconnect himself from the shared brain, there was no visible effect. This was because he had accidently disconnected Ash.Bailey by mistake. Ash.Bailey immediately became more intelligent and was now able to feed himself. Quickly the real Ash Bailey realised he was onto a big scientific breakthrough so for some reason he shoved a polystyrene beaker up his nose *confused* Nobody understood why but he refused to tell anyone else. Then came the tragic news that Wonky; having bravely fought a terrible bout of manflu was.................... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 as suffering from Social hypochondriac extrovert disorder syndrome , commonly known as SHEDS. There is no known cure for this disease. Hearing this Wonky was not happy. After bravely battled with man flu, this news was.... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 Social Hypochondriac Extrovert Disorder Syndrome 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 that it was actually genital warts in his nose and not snot ! Mrs W stood there scratching her head wondering ....... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 why his work colleagues called him FCUK nose 😳 😬. Now she understood. Unperturbed by this, Mrs W decided that it was time that.... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 he bought his own Lilets from now one to stem his monthly nosebleeds. So there stood poor Wonky with a Lilet up each nostril........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 ...and a Tena-Lady under his chin, like a hammock. He looked a right C............... 🤔 K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 ...urvacious hunk of louurve, Lynne couldnt keep her hands to herself and suggested that the threesome that wonky was plotting with Viv and Tam should be made a foursome - if the wonkster was up for it ..... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 If not, they decided that the Ash Bailey twins would make a good substitute for the Wonkster. The problem was, was that Ash Bailey had disconnected himself from the collective, and was now un-assimilated from the Borg of Cinderford, almost giving him the freedom to make decisions for himself. The main thing stopping him, was his love hate relationship with.... K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Strongy and Stinky Dave 😳 to outsiders, this was a complete mystery, but was easily explained by the fact that.. Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Bailey loved the fact that they gave him vast amounts of olive oil and oats from the cash n'carry, but then he cried when the newspapers found out. "There there" said Wonky, come on over to my place and...................... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 we can bone each other really hard up the bottom until we squeek with delight or start to bleed which ever is the soonest. It was then that Wonkyboy looked down and noticed that .............. K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Bailey had once again changed his signature in a desperate attempt to shake off the 134 aliases he now has chasing him around the shed . Wonky sat down and considered ....... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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