Normans_Ghost Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 ... can we do a bulk buy on rubber ducks?.......... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 what a quacking idea , I quan quet qum qore of the qucking qugly ...... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Quckers. Thus then the phone rang, it was Mr Ma. norm's ghost tried to pick up the phone, but.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Jack and his wenches has ordered a container full of rubber ducks, which had been deposited inhis house, so he was unable to find the phone. Being a resourceful ghost, he decided to... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 kill himself again. So.... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 he wondered if two negatives would equal a positive and would this act restore him back to life?................ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 As he connected the two batteries together he realised his mistake as there was a crackle followed by a giant 'flash' and....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 the spark ignited one of Stinky's bottom burps and singed Baileys suspenders. Bailey was not amused, he took the batteries off Norms Ghost and shoved them......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 into Anita Beaver's "Rampant Rabbit" that Strongy was carrying. 😳 The thing started buzzing, so Strongy thought he'd have a bit of bum-fun on his own, dropped his pants and.......... 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 realised that Ash had made a spelling mistake. It was in fact a Rampant Rabbi *eek* He was not at all interested in Strongy due to fact that he was always working on the Sabbath. Instead he was let loose and he made sraight for............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 a bacon sarnie that was left over at Strongy's Gaff from the Big Welsh Blat earlier this year. As he grabbed the sarnie his conscience got the better of him. He removed the batteries from his 🙆🏻 and .......... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 ....stuck them up the 🙆🏻 of some arab bloke standing next to him. "So that's how they get that name......." said Wile...... Sheik.......... 😬 Meanwhile back at the table where the Rabbi was scoffing the bacon sarnie, raquel Welch pilled up in a Limo and asked the local shedders if........ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 anyone fancied a ride. like shot the Rabbi dived through the closed sunroof and the strech limo sped away to Chitchat with its front wheels off the ground. Ten minutes later it returned, the door opened and............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 ...Raquel threw the rabbi to the ground and said "that sandwhich was delicious, now, I repeat, anyone want a ride?"...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 No one answered. Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 12, 2006 Author Share Posted October 12, 2006 except cageyh Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Who promised to explain the joke to the rest of us 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 After Wile had told him what was so funny ( ) Looking slightly confused, CageyH opened the door to the shed, and did not like what he saw.... Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 There was a full size mirror jammed in the door frame facing him. Scared the sh1t out of CageyH........he thought he had come face to face with......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 the creature from that film on telly the other night that bit the mans arm off and shoved the soggy end ...... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 was also known as my ex wife.........The only woman to get bored getting blood out of a stone she managed to turn the Alps into a massive blood tranfusion centre As her evil plan grew all women were infected and all the local Taxi firms were busy taking the poor unfortunate males to the cleaners....... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 not that it bothers me now (much) ....... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Anyone for a sauna and massage??? Eater of Pies, emptier of many barrels, converter of virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Anyone for a sausage and message??? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 This talk of man to man fun must be stopped ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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