Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 applied a little canestan cream as the mild irritation became a screaming itch about the nether regions. At this point Delbert, who'd been sitting patiently in the witness gallery decided to ........... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Edited by - Ash Bailey on 21 Sep 2006 20:28:39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 ....sue the judge for taking such a hefty fit of outrage out on a poor little irish fella who just happened to be sitting by the judges gavel as it fell on his cranium with immense force. Poor paddy was rolling around on the floor in agony as Delbert shouted from the gallery wearing his 'A paddy is for life, not just for Christmas' T-shirt. At this point........ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 .....Ash booked his French Blat holiday so was swatting up on how to stay sober at La Foie. He's heard about "8 bottle Paul" and wasn't going to............... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 subject his arse to that sort of abuse, especially if the pull tops are still on them . He deceided that he would avoid 8 bottle Paul and seek out ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 😬 😬 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 7-bottle Willy instead............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 to find out if he can really fill a 10cc sample bottle 7 times in one weekend. But just before he got to the Old Music School ............. Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 .........big norm rushed in to get this back on top of Rossssssss's rubish. Rossssss retaliates by............ Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 diggout the ragged copy of 1984 Playboy (June) , stashed behind the sheds armchair and thwaking Norm across the ...... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Back of the head. The trouble was, this was similar to being hit on the back of the head by a brick, due to the fact that the pages were all... A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -- Bertrand Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 encased in concrete. A feeble attempt by Lynne to stop the Ghost of Norman going blind......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 which failed hooribly. As the brick impacted the head of Normans ghost, an almighty sound was heard, not too unlike the one normally heard from Stinky Dave, whilst he was... A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -- Bertrand Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 having a poo. The noise and the stench woke up everyone in... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 China, including Mr Ma. He immediately picked up the phone and rang Norm's Ghost......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 To see if the rumours that Ash getting married were true. Mr Ma was dissapointed, as he had bot quite finished the production of his thai brides, and realised that he had missed a great sales opportunity. Feeling slightly disheartened, Mr Ma decided to Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 ... sell blatchaters a huge consignment of blow up dolls with realistic parts. Mr Ma was very please with himself when he thought of all the joy he would bring when a 40' container was opened and 3601 blow up dolls auto inflated. The police are very concerned about a 40' container floating over Norfolk towards Hemel Hemstead....... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 and decided to deploy a stinger device, unfortunately there information was wrong and they ended up targeting the Isle of Wight ferry. The result was................. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 tits and fake fannies everywhere . On hearing the news, Paul gathered all his camera gear and jumped in his car and set off for Pompey in the hope of getting a cheap plastic..... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 tea strainer. Failing that, he would settle for Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 ..a huge stop cock. He often liked to use his plunger for... S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 stopping the leak in the dingy which he spent many happy .... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 mondays listening to New Order. The dingy was called.... S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 ... "The Big Fanny" due to the fact that... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 when it was deflated it looked like a big flan . But Norman is Chinese so it always sounds like he's calling it the big flanny hence it earned the name "big fanny" Ohhh how we laughed ....... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 in the assylm, as Bailey was.............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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