strongy Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 elbows, cuddled up to him and asked "Do you want to........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 feel my enormous disappointment at your........... Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 lack of stature." Luckily Mr Ma did not care because his eyes were directly in line with her............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 pen1s, as it transpired that Wile7 had his best Marks and Sparks twinset on to hang around the docks looking for sailors.... Mr Ma hadn't seen K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 *eek* 😬 😬 😬 😬 Vengence is a great thing any money from Norman for the bulk buy so decided to get a flight over to France to see if.......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 La Foie was all it was cracked up to be. It was and more besides. (I just can't resist it) Having had a month chilling and being carried to bed every night in a drunken stupor, Mr Ma thought he'd better get back to China to see how the factory were coping with the manufacture of Jacks wenches and spaniels. He went to Nantes airport to catch his flight to Shanghai when who should he meet but........... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 ....Wile7, who'd been caught by the Kent police and deported for "lewd behaviour" and "conduct unbecoming an ex school teacher". Wile was unrepentant; still wearing his new stockings he was chatting up an "Air Zimbabwe" steward and muttering on about "wanting a piece of action".... The Gendarmes saw him look at Mr Ma and...... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 .....asked if they could join the bulk buy. Mr Ma directed them to Mr Verona who promptly took orders for 2000 jacks, 3000 sets of spanners and 1500 wrenches for the Gendarmes to put in the boots of their newly ordered Subar Imprezzas. Meanwhile, back at Nantes, Wile was having great trouble with...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 opening a new bottle of tomato ketchup, try as hard as he could he ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 .... facile ouvert... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Mr Ma asked Wile& if he would would like a bulk buy of bottle opener for limp wristed males to go with his pending bulk buy of Ladies underwear and Mango handbags. Wile7 replied.................. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 yeah sure . But I would much rather have a chinese 5 knuckle shuffle machine for limp wristed exports .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 and anyway, I thought that the Mango handbags were all sold out? How much would a bulk buy of life-sized Lara Crofts cost me............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I got ten grand for my Mango handbag!!!!! *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* Lara Croft??? LARA CROFT 😳 You'd be hard-pushed to satisfy Sindy!!! 😳 (Or her fella Ken come to that, ya poofta!) Meanwhile, back on topic............ Noting happened.... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Edited by - Ash Bailey on 19 Sep 2006 19:50:02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* *eek* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 £59.95 for Lara looksee here whats brought this about Strongy 🤔 you downgrading 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Meanwhile, back on topic............ Noting happened.... Mr Ma's extra large keyboard for Ash's fat fingers had not worked.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 *arrowup*I meant that he was NOTING what was occuring, you plick! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Meanwhile, back at the farm, big Norm was hacking down the trees whilst imaging the branches were banks. Mr Ma got back to China, and Ash learnt to type. Wonky gave up chasing Lynne as he now had Lara to satisfy. So a normal day then, Until................... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 my new pyjahammsasssssaas arrived 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 and Wonky was so excited about the feel of Lidl's silk against his gonads he clean forgot his wedding anniversary. Mrs Wonky was duly displeased; she went to the kitchen draw and got the largest........ 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 rolling pin in the world. It measured 17 foot long and was 3 foot in diameter, it was made of solid marble. Quite how it got into the kitchen drawer was a complete mystery *confused* Mrs Wonk some how managed to lift it (her forearms were enormous) and........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 ....swinging her clubbie thing, she missed the wonk and ended up spinning like a top out the door, down the street and into the courtroom where the judge was just handing down a 30 year sentance to big Norm for blowing up HSBC bank in Sheffield. He was just giving his commendation for the act and reducing the sentance to 1 day and £50,000 compensatuon when Mrs Wonky spun in shouting............ Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 you could buy 5000 pairs of silk pyjamahammasss with all that money Norman . We cold give a pair to every club member and still have enough ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 money left over to buy me a smaller rolling pin and somebody to fix my drawers." The judge shouted " SILENCE IN COURT" and banged his hammer in a right little paddy. Mrs Worky merely looked at him with mild irritation and...................... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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