Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 whilst beating the unpaid-for polecats back with his spare hand. Meanwhile, back in the outhouse, Stinky Dave was just about to ............ 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Edited by - Ash Bailey on 11 Sep 2006 15:35:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 flick through Bailey's copy of "Reader's Ewes" and Wile7's copy of "Almost Legal" when there was a tremendous rumbling noise from outside and................. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 Wile pulled up in his white xflow seven with clams and blue interior, snatched his copy of 'Almost Legal' out of the sweaty mitts of Stinky Dave and then tore of ito the sunset (well, to the shed car park...) leaving Stinky covered in..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 11 Sep 2006 18:04:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 a nasty rash, due to......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 An infectious air borne... A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -- Bertrand Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 turd. Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Which had been flying around the shed in circles (since Wile7 had been locked in the toilet) at a speed of mach1.4. The turd struck Stinky with such force that he............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Edited by - strongy on 11 Sep 2006 19:18:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 evaporated and exploded, no doubt the result of all the methane that has been building up in his intestine since his last infusion of cabbage water. The resulting explosion caused Wonkycustard to........ 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 laugh hysterically, because he has a very odd sense of humour. Only yesterday he was seen laughing at a............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 a bowl of ambrosia that he (Wonky) insisted was doing a poor imitation of the 'real' thing. Meanwhile, back at the durex testing factory in suffolk there was a ..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 A visit by, none other than, HRH Prince...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Prince Abdul Rahman Putra Alhajc - First prime minister of independent Malaya (1957–63) and then of Malaysia (1963–70).He was educated in England and served in the Malayan Federal Legal Department (1949–51) before pursuing a career in politics. As president of the United Malays National Organization, Abdul Rahman brought Chinese and Indian political groups into the Alliance Party, which won an overwhelming majority in the 1955 election. He negotiated for Malayan independence from Britain (achieved in 1957); the federation of Malaysia was formed in 1963 shortly before he blew the biggest mostest almighty .... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 lottery ticket scam. He also was key in the prevention of terrorism act when he highlighted the dangers involved with exploding turbans on Hampstead Heath. Don't worry - that was just Norman straining to pee after 18 bottles of cabbage water.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 Perhaps even more impressive is the Air Inflation Test which is carried out each and every day on samples of each batch of Durex condoms. This is the test of elasticity and strength that involves a Durex condom being filled with air or cabbage water until it reaches bursting point. Typically, a Durex condom holds approximately 40 litres of air, equivalent to 9 gallons of cabbage water, before bursting. Once electronic testing is complete, Quality Control samples are taken from each batch, filled with 300ml of cabbage water, and suspended for 3 minutes from Ash Bailey's gonads. Afterwards they are examined for minute fluid leakage by rolling them on blotting paper (Ash's gonads that is). If more than a small number displaying flaws are found, then the entire batch is rejected and scrapped. Additional samples are checked for size and thickness - such as Wonky's balls. Further samples are tested to destruction for physical strength. Some of these samples are artificially aged at accelerated temperatures, as an assurance of their quality at the end of their 5 year product life. Once out of the factory, these specimins are... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 shipped straight to the Cinderford corner shop where they remain on the shelves until they..... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 are all purchased by Ash Bailey who takes them home and hands them out to his flock gleefully. Whilst he is doing this the local bobby on the beat walks up to him and asks..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 if Bailey had a spare virgin sheep that he could (ahem) "borrow" "Feck off", Bailey said.... "No virgin sheep around these parts since the Usk boys came to town a few weeks ago". The copper was a bit upset by this, and proceeded to........ 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 ...smack Bailey around the head with his... Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 Todger *eek* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Trust you to lower the tone........... I was going to say "hefty trunction".......... Eater of Pies, emptier of many barrels, converter of virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Said the bobby. "But a beating with my todger serves two purposes." "1, It is the equivalent of spank the monkey" (or so I am told), "and 2, you deserve every...." A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -- Bertrand Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 penny you get living in a sh1thole like this! With this Bailey nicked the copper's wallet and ran off towards the ............. K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 cash point in the high street to see what he could get from the coppers account. On the way, Ash bumped into...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 a lamppost. Silly cnut, he should have removed his sheep's head gimp mask before he ran off. He was picked up by.............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 ... maureen, the local lady of the night, problem was, she picked him by his........... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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