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But he suddenly realised he'd missed Butt Boys *eek*

 

He cautiously dialled the number, checking that Mrs Wile couldn't hear him. When the phone was pickled up at the other end Wile whispered - "I'm looking for some bum fun".

 

He thought he recognised the voice when it said "Sorry, but I charge extra for bearded people"; he was pretty sure he'd met the Butt Boy before at a "White Sevens with Clamshells and Blue Leather" convention *eek* 😳 *tongue*

 

Wile hung up the phone quickly when....

 

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in luxurious French gites, BDR engines and a plentyfull supply of french wenches dressed in stockings and suspenders with teeny weeny G strings studded with diamonte pearls smothered in .........[ sorry getting back on topic ]at my beck and call, at this rate we will be .....

 

 

 

 

 

If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬

 

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at this rate we will be .....

 

Dead soon.... Mesewrer Le Clerk has allready measured me up for my Coffin.

 

Its 18" long and 7ft wide as I have still not recoeveereed from the latest FP attack.

 

It will be a quiet affair, Lynne will wear a Black.....

 

When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 (

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if you promise to turn up at a safari park and just as 120,000 people are eating their sarnies ont he minor country roads getting to the venue 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬you can decide to ....

 

If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬

 

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...have a pee. Sadly, there were some mains electricity cables running by the verge and rather a lot of voltage shot straight up and down Norms japs eye which not only brought tears to his eyes but.......

 

Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams

Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.

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