Asker of daft questions Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 meat (not mutton), it hung there in the weak autumnal sunshine and ............ Hhhhmmm, yummy grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 how do you get to wonkys gaff 🤔 is it all the way past the used car lot - that was Cinderford or ......... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 you could get there in half the time if you buy my Caterham here and if you would please also kill Mr Dot while you are at it. On 2nd thoughts, I'll do it myself, I'm going to hit him with ................... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 a big bottle of ........ If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 extra virgin olive oil, not available in Cinderford because it has a distinct lack of............... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Taste. A luxury item there was a new bottle of Mazola. Normally the residents cooked thier chips in.... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 the microwave. Microchips are one of the best selling items in the local corner shop. Other top sellers include............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Red Bull, News of the World (on Sundays) and packets of three Durex. These are frequently filled with water by the local yobs and hurled at.......... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 the Cinderford Salvation Army Tramoline and Motorcycle display team as the practisted on the cricket pitch........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 and Putt using small toads recovered from Wile 7's rather damp "Lara Croft" knicker collection. These toads were unique to......... 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Lara's knickers in as much as they liked to burrow - they were in fact "Womb Raider Toads" very rare indeed...... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 😬 😬 😬 He's be drinking K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Not yet, roll on 10pm *tongue* Hmmmm, Guinness, SA or Stella extra cold Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Ash mate. You can let go of my todger now please. We are in Sainsburys........(blatmail me your address for the fiver & postage I owe you please *thumbup*) Strongy - GuiNNess (although I'm drinking pints of bells and coke at the mo - no idea why ) back on track..... James Humperdick Mutton noticed Wile7's Lara panties and asked if he could try them on. Wile said no problem provided Ash released his Todger (Wile's, not his, oh never mind...) so he could take them off. Ash advised that we should do this behind the meat counter. Good idea. So off we went behind the counter and..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 5 Sep 2006 22:54:41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 James removed his trousers to try on Wile7's Lara's knickers he accidently activated the meat slicer at precisely the same moment that Ash let go of Wile's willy........... (Dave - SA won, Bells & Coke - get a grip man , Guinness has still got 2 n's *tongue*) Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 oops Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 said Wile as his willy was sliced off and it fell onto the meat counter........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 " Cocktail Chipolattas on Special Today" cried the butcher behind the counter. This immediatley led to... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Bailey buying it. "Great" he said "I need something for the cat to play with"........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 "But what do I with this half metre that's left" cried Wile as he tried to stem the flow of blood before one of the Sainsburys assistants saw the mess......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 as it had also cut off his left leg (now lying on the floor). Wile hopped to the pharmacy counter to get a plaster for the 50cm stump that was all that was left of his leg. Bailey however in a bitter mood due to the handbag being sold right under his very nose picked up Wile's left leg and........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Edited by - strongy on 6 Sep 2006 09:59:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 ...told strongy that 'of' actually has two 'F's' as in OFF *tongue* 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 have you had an accident in the past 3 years - then you may be entitled to compensation If you've suffered an injury as a result of an accident that wasn't your fault, you may be able to make a personal injury claim. Accidents happen all the time and it is not always easy to know who was at fault and what to do about it. tp make your claim easier said "the handbagless Bailey" (ps - the bloke is coming to collect it this evening - Strongy has the cheque !)we have split the claims down into areas : Slips and Trips This type of accident can occur anywhere and often results in an unpleasant injury. If the accident which caused your fall was not your own fault, you may be able to make a claim. If someone else had a duty to keep the floor or path clear of obstruction, potholes, slippery substances and other hazards then you may be due compensation. Every occupier of land or buildings, whether home, shop, office, farm or factory, has a duty to take reasonable care for the safety of all visitors. Medical When you receive medical help from a professionally-qualified carer like a doctor or dentist, you are entitled to competent and correct advice and treatment. On the rare occasions when the standard of advice or treatment given is below standard, and you suffer injury or need further treatment as a result, you may be due compensation. This is a very specialist area that a solicitor would need to talk you through. Sport If an accident happens as a result of faulty equipment, faulty facilities or inadequate training, then it may be possible to make a claim. The following examples give you an idea of the legal rules that apply to sporting activities. If you are learning a sport under tuition, your tutor should be properly trained to teach you safely, and avoid accidents. In a contact sport such as rugby your fellow players have a duty not to injure you deliberately, nor to play in such a dangerous way that you are likely to suffer injury. The owner or occupier of the premises where the sport takes place has a duty to ensure the ground and facilities are safe for the players. School/college Whether at nursery, school or college a pupil is entitled to expect the ground, buildings, and equipment to be safe for use and the tuition and supervision to be of a competent standard. If this is not the case and you or your child is injured in an accident, compensation may be due. However, in order to win a claim you would have to show that there was some fault on the part of the nursery, school or college and that the accident could or should have been prevented. In the Home Many householders have insurance cover to protect against claims brought by people injured while visiting or even passing by the home. For example, dangerous or badly-lit steps can cause injury, as can falling roof slates. Some policies also cover members of the household for injuries they cause when not at home. It is always worth investigating the insurance policy as it may not be worthwhile bringing a claim if there is no cover for it. Our solicitors can advise you on this. Criminal Assault If you receive an injury after being attacked by someone else, you should report the assault immediately to the police. Providing you have not provoked the incident, you may be able to make a claim to the Criminal Injury Compensation Authority. This can be done direct, or we can help you. Animal Attack If you are attacked and injured by someone else’s dog or pet, the owner or keeper could be liable for compensation. But bear in mind that it may not be worth pursuing a claim if they cannot afford to pay damages and do not have insurance. no which do you think your cock and left leg comes under ...... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 "Hmmm" said Wile reading the above. He scratched his beard and then fell over, got up and leant on the counter. "Feck, its a bit of a nuisance only having one leg, Bailey can I borrow one of yours?" "I don't want a girl's leg!" he wails from his position on the floor...... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I have to shave my legs shouts Bailey . Since those kind boys from Usk sold my car for me ( *arrowleft*rant rant rant rant) 😬I have to use my pushbike . If I dont shave my legs then all the flies get stuck in my ........ If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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