CageyH Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Eet was in ze shape of a lollipop... Je Parle Anglais comme une vache espagnole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 formed into the shape of a rather phallic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 lollipop... Je Parle Anglais comme une vache espagnole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 ..ped his head around the door to see what the commotion was. Lolly (Lol to his friends) had been looking forward to Strongy's camp weekend, but it had really been a bit of a let down because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Strongy was unable to get a stable erection… Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 so ordered bob to step in due to erics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 26, 2010 Area Representative Share Posted August 26, 2010 broken down motor... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Bob was an AA man from... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Andover, he knew lots about fixing cars but nothing about fixing Strongys limp erection. He told Strongy to go to the doctors to fix it. Strongy went along and the doctor asked him to drop his trousers, immeadiately the doctor could see what the problem was, Strongy had... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 30, 2010 Area Representative Share Posted August 30, 2010 a wooden leg, with woodworm Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Attacking his genital Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Having removed the offending wooden leg (with woodworm) Strongy was back to full strength. He was a bit confused as to how the wooden leg (with woodworm) got into his trousers unnoticed The doctor asked if he could keep it to use as a drumstick as he played in a band. All of his instruments were shaped like genitals and his band was called the Phallic Cymbals. The doctor called for the nurse just to give Strongy one final check, but when she walked into the room Strongy was shocked and appalled to see that it was none other than.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Dcky Hill. in his weekday attire... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Whose Dcky Hill I know a Dicky Hill. I know a Ducky Hill. But don't know Dcky Hill Anyway back on topic........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Share Posted August 31, 2010 Ahem ,,,,,but even more impressive than D(i)cky Hill was the revisit to the air Inflation test which is carried out each and every day on samples of each batch of Durex condoms as peddled by Strongy at his camp camping excursions.. This is the test of elasticity and strength that involves a Durex condom being filled with air or cabbage water until it reaches bursting point. Typically, a Durex condom holds approximately 40 litres of air, equivalent to 9 gallons of cabbage water, before bursting. Once electronic testing is complete, Quality Control samples are taken from each batch, filled with 300ml of cabbage water, and suspended for 3 minutes from Ash Bailey's gonads. Afterwards they are examined for minute fluid leakage by rolling them on blotting paper (Ash's gonads that is). If more than a small number displaying flaws are found, then the entire batch is rejected and scrapped. Additional samples are checked for size and thickness - such as Wonky's balls. Further samples are tested to destruction for physical strength. Some of these samples are artificially aged at accelerated temperatures, as an assurance of their quality at the end of their 5 year product life. Once out of the factory, these specimins are... Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Members of the Lotus 7 Club GB… Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 1, 2010 Area Representative Share Posted September 1, 2010 ...but their specimens are of immense use for experimentation upon... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Sheep related std's Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 baaaaaaa, my uncle had one of those, cured by not following baileys suggestions to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 5, 2010 Area Representative Share Posted September 5, 2010 lick the Stray Terracotta Dullards Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 After midnight during a full moon… Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 whilst standing on one leg uttering strange ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 words, which the Taffia assure me is what Welsh sounds like... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 if you have wool in your ears, - which is exactly what.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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