The Village Idiot Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Help, heeellllppp, hhhheeeeeellllllllpppppppp There is a mouse in here willl someone hhhheeeelllppppp meeeee SQUELCH> oh dear seems in my panic I stomped around and trod on the mouse Nellie Edited by - Nellie the elephant on 28 Jun 2010 22:24:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 "That squelch wasn't the mouse" said Wile7. "It was one of my testes that I accidently cut off when you shrieked, it bounced under the door *eek*" He then promptly passed out into a pile of...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 ......... old tissues which had been thrown from the bedroom window above. "That must be Roy's room" thought Wile, cluctching his lopsided... If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 nose (for he had nicked that as well during the fall). The squashed teste was still stuck to the bottom of Nellies's foot as she trundled out of the shed, still shreiking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Only then did Wile see a small label on the floor, which read "rossa". It was then he realised where he left his rare car, the testerossa Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 It was parked next to his beloved clamshelled caterham........which now had one of his gonads stuck underneath it ☹️ So, in an effort to free the little bugger he...... Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ad lice. (Ouch, ouch they itch) He dipped his head in a bucket of 2 stroke, and lit a cigarello.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 ....ellomatehowyoudoin' ? as one of his chums walked past and pulled him out of the bucket. Wile then punched strongy on the nose, kissed him full on the lips, glued his slightly squashed gonad back in place and took off for a pint of the black stuff at the local establishment. Meanwhile..... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 back in the shed Nellie was still shrieking because ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 she was desperately upset having stumbled across Ash making love to a ........ ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 n inflatable hedgehog. "Tell me when you're in" said the hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 This was the first time ever that the spike covered animal had felt a little prick. Unpeturbed, Bailey carried on... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 😬 😬 ......making love to our spikey friend until..... Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 the bubble burst. It was inevitable. Looking shocked, Bailey withdrew.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 .... his toes, then his .... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Calm down dear, it's only a forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 kneecaps, elbows, shins, forarms, head, shoulders, in fact all of him just imploded up his ********. "Thank god for that" said all of the sheep in Cinderford in unison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 saves us from Bahing him from the pub anyway. With a sigh of relief, the car club forum for whinging old men was restored to normality. Meanwhile, down in the shed, a wierd noise was heard.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 as the ******** formely known as......... Edited by - Scared Was The Sheep on 4 Aug 2010 20:06:17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Bailey began to swell at an alarming rate, until............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Catholic High School Nymphos in heat screamed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 at each other during a rampant.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 game of strip-chess, in which one has to................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 adher to strict rules involving placement of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 5, 2010 Area Representative Share Posted August 5, 2010 ...your hand upon the various pieces of Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 equipment, including the bishop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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