Claire Voyant Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Back on topic and out into to Alpha Centuri, where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 people flock to from across the Galaxy to sample the famous speciality "death by pastry"; however the experience is not the "think I've died and gone to heaven" associated with the dessert (popular on Earth) "death by chocolate". On the contrary; what the unsuspecting interstellar diner finds lurking under the pie crust is... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Paul Davis. YUK said the..... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Wolf, I fancied a bit of llama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 So he declined the offer of Davis en croute, picked up his trusty sheep's clothing and took it to the seamstress to be altered so it would resemble a llama. The door of the seamstress's cottage opened with a creak. To his astonishment, he found himself face to snout with none other than... Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Llentil fluttering her eyelashes - instantly Wolf fell deeply and madly in love ( 🥰) with Llentil. Wolf decided that he must....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 behave himself as Llentil is under age... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 ....ncies that strictly prohibit her from any sexual foreplay that involves hedgehogs (ouch), Wolfs (sorry mate) or camels. Poor Llentil, she was so sad that she had to..... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Edited by - Wile7 on 23 Sep 2009 23:27:21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 trot home (not easy from Alpha Centuri, but she mangaed it nevertheless) and treat herself to a gigantic bowl of Angel Delight [strawberry] complete with a............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 garnish of hay... and a llama-footbath which someone had ever-so-thoughtfully left in the stable. However, as there was not a single refreshment stop on the way from Alpha Centauri (and licking passing comets is not a good idea ), she drank the entire contents of the footbath, which made her... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 burp very loudly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 30, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted September 30, 2009 and that brought the Delbert Suite tumbling down around her... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ... but on the plus side, the collapse uncovered the other end of Norm's wormhole, which promptly spewed out a shower of assorted fastenings, components, tools and small change... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 along with the worms. Norm tried to claim his tools and spare parts back, but the worms took one look at him and ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted October 3, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted October 3, 2009 ...pointed out that he had already put the cost of them onto his income tax return which... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 was already swelling the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Thames so...... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted October 7, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted October 7, 2009 the flood swept everything before it and the ... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 janitor swept everything after it, muttering "pesky kids" as he went. Meanwhile, back in Cinderford... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Ash Bailey had been taking dancing lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 along with Ramsey Jones, the local Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted October 8, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted October 8, 2009 swimming instructor and part-time furrier Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 who became an Oddfellow of The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Dawn was a lovely girl she work at the Wetherspoons pub in Cinderford - "The Leaky Condom". She was bent over pulling a pint one day, when Bailey walked into the bar. "Ouch" he said and fell over. Dawn hurried around to check on him only to discover..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 It was, of course , just an excuse to "get low and dirty" on a sheep that Jones had brought into the pub to show his mates that after the boasting that he "did have a gurl" so "STFU" "boyo" - the sheep was as actually having a "mental" about Jones wanting to send her to the winter pasture 1 day earlier than normal so had decided any "thing" else would be better and enjoyed Ash's pathetic attentions ( ) Ash relieved himself in a time shorter than the Hadron collider could measure and drove home in his mango handbag. At home there was a message on his answerphone that said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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