Normans_Ghost Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 As she sang: Now for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone, But that's not how it used to be. When the jester sang for the king and queen, In a coat he borrowed from james dean And a voice that came from you and me, Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Edited by - nverona on 31 Aug 2009 16:19:12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 31, 2009 Author Share Posted August 31, 2009 But while Wile was looking down the jester stole his........ ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 clams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 (Feck me, haven’t looked at this thread for ages, and now I see what you lot have been up to) …..which was the only thing that was guaranteed to infuriate this normally mild-mannered dweeb. Leaping through a window, glass spattering in all directions, Wile, heedless of nothing but his missing clams screamed “where’s the fecking Jester?” Meanwhile, back in the shed kitchen, the Jester threw Wile’s clams into a large pan of boiling salted water to see if they would open. Edited by - RoyH on 31 Aug 2009 20:37:03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Meanwhile, CageyH received an e-mail from EFA saying they did not have a snowballs in hells chance of selling the jester. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 gosh Cagey you do josh, you are the best with a quick jest. Meanwhile, EFA got the hump when someone did exactly to him as he did to that old Jester, in fact he got so much af an 'ump he turned into a camel. Now camels are not the most frienfly and Arnie camel spat at...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Llentil, because he thought she was going to take his drink of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Maiden's water, which is the camel equivalent of Red Bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 "Yuk" Said Wile. "Where is the Tizer??" Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 ...but it wasn't to be the bearded wonder's day 'cos Shirley Crabtree had drunk all the Tizer in between rounds whilst wrestling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 toe-to-toe with the camel... Please sponsor my feet on their charity walk on 31 Aug: here (what do you mean, they're not just for pushing pedals ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 and loosing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 2, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted September 2, 2009 his entire lunch... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 over the first row of the spectators .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 was a behaviour pattern (that is, catching his lunch then loosing it for the fun of catching it all over again) that Wile had learnt from the neighbours' cat. Another more disturbing behaviour pattern he had picked up from the cat was... Please sponsor my feet on their charity walk on 31 Aug: here (what do you mean, they're not just for pushing pedals ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 2, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted September 2, 2009 playing with his wood and metal work... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 coffee table which Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 (All the interesting cat behaviours I set you up for - clawing at the furniture, sh!tting in the vegetable patch, doing his intimate grooming in the middle of the living room, coughing up furballs, etc, etc... and you chose playing with his wood and metal work... 😔 Now what was I going to say? Oh, yes, his coffee table, which...) intriguingly doubled as... My weary feet are appealing ... for your sympathy and, if you have any pennies to spare, a small donation please, following their 15-mile ordeal on 31st Aug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 a rather flat version of Barack Obama's bra Booking Agent for Ash Bailey aka The Incredible Mr Bendy Corporate functions and lap dancing a speciality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 ss candlesticks that sat on the shelf in the oval office. Meanwhile (just to keep Mr T happy )..... Wile had also learnt from the cat the rather amusing trick of being able to lick his own 🙆🏻. The only problem was that before he could "do the business" his beard tickled him so much he laughed untill...... Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 ....he grabbed a sawn off shot gun and massacred the shedly inhabitants who were having a dig at his facial hair *mad* *mad* Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 with small spades, made during one of the metalwork lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 in the llama shed, where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 the metal could be found. Unfortunately, the Llama shed forge was powered by natural gas generated from... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Rossssssssssssssssssssssssssssy Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea who was fed on PMCs to increase the caloric content... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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