eagle Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 ...whipped out their own twirlers and started to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Do a mad dance which involved turnips, frogs, cherry brandy and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 tubs n' tubs of I can't believe its not butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 ... but a shortage of bread means that they had to smear it all over their... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS2000 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Friesian cattle, who really could believe it wasn't butter! Meanwhile next door at the House of the Rising Sun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 11, 2014 Author Share Posted August 11, 2014 ...the moon had appeared in its full beauty above the pub and local Shedders were..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 ...preparing their special moon sacrifice of pickled... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 ....eggs dipped in hedgehog juice washed down with a pint of Bishops Finger All was going well until...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 ...someone appeared out of the blue. It was nine other than... Edited by - eagle on 8 Sep 2014 00:10:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Michael Barrymore, "all white" he said, whilst carrying a bottle of Blue Nun, everyone turned to look at Michael who was wearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 A oink t-shirt with today's Oblique Strategy For dealing with just this kind of positive press... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 ...."How close are we to the final shedly post on the 'old' shedly place" muttered Wile at the back of the shed, stood on a step ladder with a Curly Whirly and a hedgehog in each hand with a bottle of tizer between his knees...)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 It was then that he discovered the secret portal, to a whole new shed, with clean walls, rather than the thick nicoteen stained walls of the old shed. Even so, there was something honely about the old shed. Unable to put his finger on it, Wile decided to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 Crack open a Tizer and sit down on one of the newly painted deckchairs. Unfortunately it was still wet and whilst CageyH was pissing himself laughing with the camels and hedgehogs in the corner Wile found himself...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Wondering if there was a market for an Anti Tanning Booth , to this end he evicted the herd of mice from the Farting Felines redundant Tanning machine ( actually a creosote bucket and a yard broom painted pink ) and attached ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 ...... an old but powerful full body sander, at that moment Wile heard a floorboard creaking in the corner, when he turned up the old hissing hurricane lamp he saw a wizened, shadowy and indistinct form in the corner, after a tense and fear filled few seconds he realised it was Fletch who, judging by his ragged clothes and smell, had fallen on hard times, he began the traditional sheds welcome ceremony which began with ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 poking him in both eyes and shoving a wet deckchair up his nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 As Fletch stood in the corner picking his nose It became frighteningly obvious something very strange had happened in the sheds, surprised to see not a bogey, but a wet deck chair on the end of his finger , the horror suddenly dawned, he, Fletch, had assumed Brobdingnagian proportions , the look on his huge and distorted face said ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 That yet again he had run out of Nappies .The last time this happened was when he was ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 thrown out of the Cinderford branch of Foughtum and Masons for leaving a trail of detritus in the food hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjmmarsh Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 ..which led all the way through the store, through the kitchen and out of the back door, at the end of which were .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 A rebel encampment of ex Flying Corp Hedgehogs who had been ruthlessly cut and made redundant after the embarrassing display at the Midlands Game Fair .from Video evidence it would appear that each Hedgehog left a mark on the shoulder of various gamekeepers who had ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 18, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted August 18, 2015 played Warwick Avenue when Paddington Recreation Ground was in nip making... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjmmarsh Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 .. a complete nonsense of the whole affair. He wished that he hadn't started it now; if it hadn't been for those beautiful, tanned, long legs he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 .. he would never have had that liaison with Conchita Wurst, he would never have had a resurgence of "the old trouble" and he wouldn't be in the position he was now,. What to do for the best he pondered ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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