strongy Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 outside at the rear of the shed Norman was up a safety inflatable step ladder trying to fix the felt on the shed roof. He had been up there for 6 or 7 years trying to bang in safety inflatable nails with HM's safety inflatable frying pan. All the health and safety nonsense was too much, he threw down the pan, but it bounced straight back up and hit him square Edited by strong - tomorrow Edited by - strongy on 25 Oct 2013 09:48:21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 (must type faster, I had failed to notice we were flying off into space) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 "However, in flight things were not so great because......" "BLIMEY" Shouted Wile as he looked out the porthole of the good ship SHED1 and saw in the distance a small figure on a ladder against the shed. I t was difficult to see exactly who as the SHED1 was flying towards planet Zorg at 27mph and there was a trail of smoke and oil droplets..... "We forgot Norman who is up a ladder on the shed..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 (must type faster - failed to notice Strongy had already replied....) 😬 Now we are in trouble...which way to go? Edited by - Wile7 on 25 Oct 2013 09:50:41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 "This is just like the Titanic" said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 a mysterious voice " Wet Cold and very large". Violet Elizabeth then admitted that her Spaniel had fallen in a Fen drain after a long exploration of ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 [sitting here thinking how the feck he can follow on from a 'Spaniel exploration of a Fen Drain....'] 😔 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 well within the drain the Spaniel found an American Crayfish that had invaded the Fens replacing the local inhabitants . Meanwhile the Mink that had been released by some well meaning animal liberators decided to ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 [Feck Del....you don't make this easy 😔 😔 ....] "BLIMEY" Shouted Wile as he looked out the porthole of the good ship SHED1 and saw in the distance a small figure on a ladder against the shed. I t was difficult to see exactly who as the SHED1 was flying towards planet Zorg at 27mph and there was a trail of smoke and oil droplets..... "We forgot Norman who is up a ladder on the shed..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 release / liberate the remainder of the Hedgehog and Camel toe dancing troupe. These animals not used to such freedom consequently ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 a wild orgy of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Curly wurly munching began with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 2, 2013 Author Share Posted November 2, 2013 with Wile getting stuck in first, stuffing his face full of curly whirly goodness whilst washing it down with a can of Tizer. Sadly, due to the remains of the Vimto stuck up his 🙆🏻 he was unable to sit down but some kind Shedly fellow offered...... Edited by - Wile7 on 2 Nov 2013 08:41:53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 to sit down on his behalf. This kind Shedly fellow was none other than - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Me .... Never let it be said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 2, 2013 Author Share Posted November 2, 2013 "Once a king, always a king, but once a night is enough" . This stopped the ebb and flow of the thread again. Fortunately, there was a ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 there was a full moon, so the tide of sh*t was rising fast, so fast in fact that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 That suddenly everybody was trying to join Norm on the shed roof . Now it is only in hindsight that we realise that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 the law of osmosis, stating that areas of high concentration move to areas of low concentration was about to be useful. There was such a high concentration of **** in the shed that the rising tide kept a respectful distance before retreating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 3, 2013 Author Share Posted November 3, 2013 on a moped to a local bar frequented by.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Stinky Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Now Stinky Dave had a shameful secret . Whilst it was true and in many societies considered acceptable this particular indulgence involved a dwindling resource , namely ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 cabbage juice. this was mixed with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 e-lax, Dr Crapalots laxative teabags, cauliflower puree, vimto and 28 day dry hung roadkill badger. The results were loud, to say the least. So loud in fact that even when Mrs Stinky Dave was locked behind the bunker blast doors that had been added to their greenhouse, she could hear....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 The sound of gassed hedgehogs crying out for...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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