CageyH Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Window to another dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Sadly, that window was shattered, when Wile (who had been holding his breath for over 4 and half days) suddenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Realised he had to post under his real name, which he could 'Ardley remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 so we decided to call him "Dolly7" as he was a bit of a mixture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 This led to a massive legal suit being thrown at the ex willie . Apparently the daughter of Dolly the sheep had 5 offspring , the sheep not being the brightest a bulb in the electrical shop called them all Dolly but sufficed by their number . Wilie pick up the suit , realised it was a nice tweed with patches on the arms and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Decided to follow the career path of a teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 As he careered down this path, bottle of gin in one hand and copy of Health and efficiency in the other he realised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 he wasn't carrying anything in his feet, so he slipped off his socks and sandals and with his right foot picked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 An armidillo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 that was on its way to audition for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 The latest TV commercials for chocolate covered.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Mango handbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Surprisingly, there was not much call for this in a car forum, so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 he turned his attention to cabbage water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Which according to Tech Talk was a good alternative to ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Cream and doughnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 The famous strippers,from Ankerside cream uses to cover himself in whipping cream whilst donuts used to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 D R I N K ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Cabbage water from the cinderford distillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 Bizarrely enough when you read the small print on a can of Vimto you discover that one of the key ingredients is in fact cabbage water as brewed by..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 adding an extra fermentation process and filtering standard Cinderford Cabbage water through the perforated bladder of an ex Flying Hedgehog . Like the Chelsea Pensioners ex Flying hedgehogs are given a purpose in life . Unlike the Chelsea pensioners ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share Posted October 24, 2013 ....who are also given a purpose in life because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 They have a motto - Cheap toilet paper is like John Wayne , takes no crap of anything this means that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 It was as useful as a useless thing from the planet Zorg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 [notices this is our 200th page over 7 years...well played fellas 😬 ] Planet Zorg was well known for its manufacturing capability. Ann Summers, snap=on tools and Smeg fridges all began life there (apparently ). With this knowledge the shedly folk decided to board the shedly rocket and fly pff to Planet Zorg and check it out. All 33 1/2 shedders mounted ( ❗) SHED1 powered by its trusty x-flow and rear exit exhaust and whooshed off to the new planet to have a look. However, in flight things were not so great because...... Edited by - Wile7 on 25 Oct 2013 09:45:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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