NormalVeranda Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Drew Peacock lookalike doll with real .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 time information filing attachment to make it compatible with the hmrc website. Mr Ma took one look at Wile with a tennis ball in his mouth, full nostrils and a can of Vimto protruding out of his arse and proclaimed "Flucking hell.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 "You have weird rookin reridgerator in shed." He then took the can of vimto from.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 17, 2013 Author Share Posted October 17, 2013 Somewhere else..... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Within Wile's anatomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 and gave it a vigorous shake before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Reinserting the can back in Wile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 's bum. He squealed with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 The sound made in the infamous scene in deliverance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Any some people were so shocked that they wrote letters of complaint to all the soft drink companies complaining that it was the duty of the designer to ensure that the containers were suitable for penetration in any oraffice . One designer , a rude old ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Squadron leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Went so far as to send in a collection of Butt Plugs he had confiscated when he was seconded to a unit the of Queens Own ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 .....Highland ButtPluggers, the little known but highly effective offshoot of the Royal Artillery Company that focused on inserting various shells and weaponry into small cracks and crevices rather than simply firing them at the enemy. So, with Wile fully loaded with a fizzed up can of Vimto...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 They strapped him in to the Centrifuge that the shedders had borrowed from the local astronaut training centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 And aimed him towards the latest Al Quieda stronghold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 ...which was secretly (until now) situated to the right of the Burger King restaurant in Slough (cunningly disguised as a Pizza Hut). Slowly the trigger was pulled back. Then, without warning, the....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Can of vimto went off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 In a huff. Turned out that the can of Vimto was really CBB who had had a bet that he couldn't go under cover in a canning factory . As usual all had been taken to extremes and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 he threatened to leave blatchat. This was met with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 20, 2013 Author Share Posted October 20, 2013 .... a feint cheer, the odd clapping of hands, two party poppers fired off (depleting the shed of it's entire stash of Christmas fun in one go) and a raised half glass of Tizer. Then, from behind the gathered bunch of Shedly misfits, a...... Edited by - Wile7 on 20 Oct 2013 11:09:23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 A shadowy figure pulled up in his R500 ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Think pad, now marketed by Lenovo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 On his Screen was a picture of Strongy , in a Cinderford lay by with a face like a plasterers radio . He had been......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 told off by the MT for using a rude pseudonym 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 But in calm reflection he realised that shooting the messenger is not best practice. The laptop turned out to be a ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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