strongy Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 experimenting with balloons filled with petrol as an alternative to lightbulbs ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 ...because everyone knows light bulbs filled with petrol are extremely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Valuable - They are know as OpticMax - However Wilie had bought ACME ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 ... willy which was shaped like a vegetable. "No change there", shouted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 The President of the Pontypandy Church of organic vegetable growing. Said President also had a habit of .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 pinching Wile7's bum during collection - often resulting in ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 ... an enlarged organ, which Pontypandy church was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 having restored after there had been a greater than expected amount of moisture deposited at the base To raise funds some Pikey from Cinderford had also sold all the metal pipes that had " decorated the front" claiming he thought they were ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 weapons of mass disruption. This pikey aka.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 The Cinderford Recycler also had a habit of throwing full bottles of Cider into the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Cinderford Massage Parlour; more often than not they would be thrown back out empty after 30 seconds, but every now and again they would be........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 ... sent to Thailand and used in a stage show where Rudy Hucker would magically produce them from out of his surgically enhanced... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 tool cabinet, complete with..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 oily spanner and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Moist flange and gusset extraction gadget. Mr Ma was offering these in a bulk buy but........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 was unavailable for comment (and indeed hadn't been seen for 5 years) about the guarantee or the ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 excessive use of full stops after each post. There was a knock at the door....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 mat. Who could possibly be that short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Well said the Hedgehog Paul Davis gentleman orbs hand so low and the waggle to and fro that they have been mistaken for ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 caper berries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 But more,hairy and less ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 rounded, indeed it was strange to see them in the shape of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Derek's head, which is often mistaken for a large... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Version of Bruce Willis . So alike are Derek and Bruce that many a welsh lady has dropped.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 her tin of fake tan and picked up a large egg cup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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