Lesley Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 and as Rosssssssssssssss was not in the shed any longer the supply of gas was running low, so the spades were VERY small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 so small infact that they weren't spades at all anymore but they had become teaspoons. Dickie Hill walked into the shed and saw the teaspoons on the floor and thought :- Gosh, I remember back in the 80's when there was a craze for spoon hanging, I'll give that a go So he/I got a spoon and put it on his nose to see if it would stay there, the answer was a resounding...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Yes. I mean, have you seen the size and shape of his nose? It is not much unlike a... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 5, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted September 5, 2009 n original ali one for a Lotus Seven Mk 1, which Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 has seen one or two racing incidents and... My weary feet are appealing ... for your sympathy and, if you have any pennies to spare, a small donation please, following their 15-mile ordeal on 31st Aug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 a dead hedge hog or two splattered across it's......... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 air intake, as a result of which the spoon stuck fast to his nose and would not come off. "There's only one thing for it," sighed Dickie... My weary feet are appealing ... for your sympathy and, if you have any pennies to spare, a small donation please, following their 15-mile ordeal on 31st Aug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 10, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted September 10, 2009 "If you can't do, teach" Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 .... GJT how to keep HIS nose out of things, so Dickie had to think of a plan of how to teach GJT this, the plan went like ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 this........ 🤔 Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You put your right arm in. Your right arm out. Do the okey cokey & turn around. That's what it's all about. Hey! You put your left arm in. Your left arm out. Do the okey cokey & turn around. That's what it's all about. Hey! You put your right leg in. Your right leg out. Do the okey cokey & turn around. That's what it's all about. Hey! You put your left leg in. Your left leg out. Do the okey cokey & turn around. That's what it's all about. Hey! You put your whole self in. Your whole self out. Do the okey cokey & turn around. That's what it's all about. Hey! 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I thought it was you put your right arm in, right arm out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about, you do the hokey cokey .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 As a result of this teaching method, just getting himself and his pupil in the car took up the first 5 minutes of every lesson. Unorthodox though it was, it had a great success rate with... My weary feet are appealing ... for your sympathy and, if you have any pennies to spare, a small donation please, following their 15-mile ordeal on 31st Aug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 spectators, who would often clap and cheer as Dickie fell over when attempting to stand on the passenger's seat with one leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 This was bizarre because most Se7en seats had runners, not legs, so finding one with one leg was very rare; so rare in fact that...... ----- Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 it was still running (well, hopping) around the field. Now this is the kind of rare that a Wolf likes for dinner, and so it was that... Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Wolf was lurking near the hedge waiting for his chance to leap on it when Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 he pee'd himself *redface* "Never mind" said.... Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Wile. 'Have a bacon sandwich' and he handed Wolf a liberally peppered bacon sarnie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Which made the wolf sneeze so violently that he .... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 16, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted September 16, 2009 left The Club Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 , which he had been wielding to intimidate those shedders who refused to be struck rigid with terror by the mere sight of his slavering maw, embedded in... (Edited for grammatical mis-steak, even Wolfs are fallible 😳) Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Edited by - Wolf on 16 Sep 2009 17:02:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 a tub of Stork Margarine (as used by .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 17, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted September 17, 2009 pie-makers throughout South Wales... Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Stork margarine in a tub is good for cakes and the like. Stork margarine in a packet is good for pastry, for pies and things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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