Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Naaaaah! Wrong Fox! ☹️ Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Eccles Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 GJT, if it helps I have driven in a hailstorm with an aero, hurts like hell *tongue* 😬 Ho Hum The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 *arrowup* Did you mean this Fox here ash 🤔 Edited to say it's obviously a popular topic here Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 23 Jul 2006 09:15:51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Bishop Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 If dogs have a sense of smell thousands of times more sensitive than humans, why do they feel the needs to cross the road and stick their noses right up another one's 🙆🏻hole to get the picture? Surely they could do it from yards away? I.6 SS, 6 Speed box, BRG/yellow stripe and Brooklands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Might have nothing to do with the smell....like the way male dogs lick their balls; Why? Because they can ❗ 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted July 23, 2006 Area Representative Share Posted July 23, 2006 Chris: I read your tale of driving the car back from CC Midlands - I know how hard you are! GJT Crossflow 524 my secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Emillia Fox went to my school, but can not offer any views on which way she swings sadly Although she is married, and went out with Vic Reeves. So one might guess ! Edited by - Noger on 24 Jul 2006 09:31:56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I was cruelly misinformed about Ms Fox... Having admitted to a bit of a lusty in her general direction I was told (wrongly) that she batted elsewhere. MARRIED ☹️ Vic Reeves! Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 She can still field Ash......in the slips.........off middle wicket.......good hands....irrespective of whether she is a left or right handed bat 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 todger dodger? Ssssssssscottish SssssssuperSssssssnot! 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 "She can still field Ash......in the slips.........off middle wicket.......good hands....irrespective of whether she is a left or right handed bat " New keyboard required I got some spam about lesbo laydeez who did things with middle wickets - dunno why but it looked fun Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 *arrowup*do tell.......... Ross - Todger Dodger 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Wile notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed . It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery" Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 *arrowup*feckinbarstewardgayboysonofabitchcheekyswipebelowthebeltcupidstunttosspotfullofspewtumand cumtwatheadsuckmydonggoawayanddieinacornerveryfunnynuclearmissleupyourbumsideways...... PS how did you hear about it Ash? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 feckinbarstewardgayboysonofabitchcheekyswipebelowthebeltcupidstunttosspotfullofspewtumand cumtwatheadsuckmydonggoawayanddieinacornerveryfunnynuclearmissleupyourbumsideways...... Is that place just north of Llanfairfechan? Eater of Pies, emptier of many barrels, converter of virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 *arrowup*Your better half told me! (Sweet pea!!!) Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Thats it. Divorce!!!!! Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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